A/N: This is inspired by a KP/Goosebumps fusion I've read on this site. The author planned a couple of new stories, but never got around to them. So, I thought why not pick up where he left off? Reader beware, you're in for a scare.
On a small island in the Caribbean, inside the evil lair of evil scientist Dr. Drakken, the blue mad genius himself was trying to draw up a new idea to get rid of his arch foe, world renowned teen hero Kim Possible, so he could rule the world. "Maybe...no." Drakken muttered, thinking out loud. "How about...nah. What about...nope." Right beside him, his assistant, Shego was growing impatient with her boss. "How about..."
"Oh for the love of pete! Would you come up with something already so we can get rid of goody-goody two shoes and her monkey helper?!" Shego yelled, quite irritated. She was hoping that Drakken would come up with something useful so that she wouldn't have to waste her energy fighting Kim Possible and losing in the end, like she always does.
"Would you please try zipping it?!" Drakken snapped back. "I can't just come up with a death plan right on the map. These things take time!" Drakken then turned sad as he thought back at the multiple times he tried to defeat Kim Possible and have failed. He then went to his recliner and sat down. "Maybe I'm just wasting my time. Maybe I'll never win."
"And here come the water works." Shego said, sarcastically. Drakken then began to sob very loudly, which annoyed Shego greatly. Growling, she then blasted her green energy at Drakken, who then sat up and faced her, now very terrified. "Look, why don't you try not crying for once and get that mad brain working?!"
Drakken then stopped sniffling and took on a face of determination. "You're right, Shego. There's got to be someway to get rid of Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, once and for all!" Drakken said, before realizing something. "And how do I know that name?"
"Kim Possible?" Shego asked.
"The other one, Shego!" Drakken corrected.
"Oh, yeah. Ron Stoppable. Maybe because he's her sidekick?" Shego asked in a sarcastic tone as Drakken continued to think.
"Oh yes. The buffoon. Thank you. But moving on, maybe there's something in the newspaper that could help me with ridding the world of my arch foe." Drakken said, picking up his newspaper before turning to the classified ads. He then spotted something.
Amusement Park for Rent
Park in stable condition
Attendance low for years
Rent from $500 to $1500
Drakken then picked up a book on his coffee stand that read, 'Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland'. He then began to chuckle evilly as a new evil, sinister plan came to form inside his brain. "Genius! Pure genius!" Drakken said happily as he picked up his phone and started dialing. Shego on the other hand, was confused by Drakken's behavior.
"So, what's the plan now?" Shego asked, but Drakken didn't answer.
"Hello. I'm calling about the amusement park for rent in the paper." Drakken said through the phone. Shego grew even more confused when Drakken said that. "Yes I'm willing to take it off your hands. Rent? Can we negotiate the price to say about $1200? And yes I'll pay in advance." Drakken's face lit up as he heard the man on the other line talk. "Thank you so much! We'll be there first thing tomorrow!" Drakken then hung up and rubbed his hands in a evil way. "Yes. Finally, I shall rid the world of Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, forever!" Drakken then paused and frowned. "Honestly, how in the world is that name keep ringing in my head? And how come I didn't remember it before?"
Meanwhile, in Middleton, Colorado, Kim Possible herself was packing some suitcases into the trunk of her purple Sloth. It was spring break, and she and her boyfriend and partner, Ron Stoppable were going camping in Yosemite. She was wearing a purple tank top and pink shorts, with her hair in a pony tail. Kim has been looking forward to this vacation for a while now. Ron, on the other hand, wasn't that big a fan of camping. But, Kim promised to stay by his side through the whole time. "Well, that's everything." Kim said, dusting her hands off after closing the trunk. She then picked up the Kimmunicator and contacted Wade, her 12 year old tech friend who runs her website. "Wade, you sure the world will be OK for a week without me saving it?"
"Don't worry. Global Justice has agreed to step while you two are camping, and apparently it's been real quiet on the villain front. So, go! Enjoy your vacation." Wade said with a smile.
"I will. Thanks Wade. You know, you could come with us too if you want." Kim said with a grin.
"Sorry. Outdoors and the woods? Not my thing. Besides, I'm already grounded for hacking into my mom's recipe collection, again." Wade said, sheepishly. "Stupid broccoli."
"I get ya. See ya in a week." Kim said.
"Bye." Wade said before Kim hung up the Kimmunicator, and saw Ron wearing a huge and heavy knapsack, struggling to walk.
"OK...let's get this over with..." Ron grunted as he slowly made his way over to the Sloth. He was wearing his usual hockey jersey. Rufus, Ron's pet mole rat, was on top of the knapsack, giggling his butt off.
"Ron, it's not an episode of Survivor. It's just camping." Kim said, playfully rolling her eyes.
"I know. I know. But you never know what might happen. Bugs, poison ivy, bears, a wild chimp wanting to eat your head out!" Ron said, flashing back to his horrible childhood experiences at Camp Wana-Wanaweep.
"Ron! That was the past. This isn't a summer camp." Kim said. "It'll be just the two of us, in a tent. Cuddling by the fire."
Ron smiled at that. He could always count on Kim to make everything better for him. "OK. That's good enough. Let's go." Ron said, putting his huge knapsack into the backseat. "Actually, I think it'll be nice cuddling by the fire with the woman I love."
"Aren't you too sweet?" Kim asked, placing a kiss on the cheek before starting the sloth and taking off in the sky, not knowing that two certain villains were planning the teen hero's demise.
Coming soon in chapter two, Drakken and Shego get started on building Horrorland, and Kim and Ron get lost on the way to Yosemite.