Hey everyone! This is a repost of Alice's Dad which was unceremoniously pulled from FF. For those who have read previously, thank you so much! For newbies, enjoy the show! I am editing the chapters before I post them as I made some glaring errors previously.

The inspiration for this story came from Fountains of Wayne's song, Stacey's Mom. I own nothing apart from my version of the characters, which I have played with mercilessly! is the genius.

WARNING! If you are under 18, please turn back! Do not read! This is for Mature Readers only!

BPOV

Finally, the day I have been waiting for, September 13th 2011. It is my eighteenth birthday, I am officially legal. This is the part I am most excited about, the legal part. I can legally gamble and drink and date a man. One man in particular, hopefully. Carlisle Cullen!

Alice Cullen is my best friend and knows almost everything about me. Apart from the fact that I have had the biggest crush on her father since they moved down the street two years ago. I remember seeing him for the first time.

I managed to get myself sent to the ER by Alice, of all people. I fell off the trampoline in their back garden and heard an awful crack. Alice managed to con her big brother Emmett, who was 17 at the time, to drive us to A and E to see her Dad. As he walked through the room everything stopped. He looked just like a Greek God! All blonde hair, blue eyes, big muscles and very tall. So apparently my arm was broken, which I could have told them and I ended up in a cast, again. It was well known just how accident prone I was; I never went a whole year without breaking some bone, usually fingers and toes, but every now and then a leg or an arm.

Since that day I have had an unrequited affection for Carlisle Cullen. So when Alice explained we would be having a joint 18th birthday party, as her birthday was 2 days after mine, I was secretly over the moon. I hate parties usually, so I just let Alice do as she wished, she did anyway without being actually asked.

After I had celebrated with my parents, Charlie and Renee, and my brother Edward I excused myself to go and help at the Cullen's house. Edward explained that he and Tanya, his moronic girlfriend, would be over later. My mum and Dad had decided they were going to come over for an hour and then leave to let the "youngsters" have their fun.

So here I am, sat outside the Cullen's on the step, plucking up the courage to go in. I don't know why I feel any different, it's just Alice. Carlisle isn't home yet, his car isn't in the drive. I get up, pull myself together, collect my bag of stuff, as I am staying at Alice's after the party.

I open the door and yell "Anyone in?"

"Happy birthday Tinka-Bella!" booms a voice from upstairs, I know it's Emmet home for the weekend and a huge smile comes across my face. He is truly like a big brother to me.

"Hey Em! Whatcha doin and where is Pixie Alice?" I yell back up the stairs, I really don't wanna walk in on him and Rose, again. That is best left forgotten.

"Pixie Alice is in front of you, muppet!" she yells from the Kitchen as I holler up the stairs.

"Hiya Ali, sorry bout the Pixie comment," I stifle a giggle as she tries, very badly, to look cross at me. So, she begins to fill me in on the stuff that has to be sorted for the party. We get started and then about an hour later the Greek God that is Carlisle comes in.

"Hey kids!" he shouts as he walks through the door. I do my best to keep my face normal and smile normally. But, he looks amazing. His tie was loosened around his neck and he was wearing trousers and a white shirt, at thirty eight he looked like he was in his late twenties. He was gorgeous! So I did what I usually did and excused myself to continue decorating the garden.

At 5pm, two hours before the party I was unceremoniously told to get my arse in the shower by the demon big sis (Rose) and the Pixie (Alice). As I emerged from the shower I noticed all the equipment lying around. I internally groaned, this could only mean one thing, Bella Barbie time.

Rose started drying my hair after I had put on underwear and the robe I was given by Alice. Rose was giving me a bizarre look in the mirror, that I wasn't sure I liked.

"Rose, what is the problem? Spit it out or keep it to yourself!" I huffed slightly annoyed.

"I was just wondering when you were gonna spill the beans," she explained and made a pointed look at Alice.

"Yeh Bella, so when were you gonna tell us that you had a major crush on the bloke that is Carlisle Cullen?" asked Alice in a calm voice.

FUCK! What the hell do I say to that?

Help? Abort? Lie? Nope, am rubbish at the lying thing and they will sooooo know!

"Dunno what you're talkin about girls, erm Rose can you put some curl in my hair this time?" I said quickly changing the subject.

"Right, am gonna say this once and once only. Bella, you are my best friend and can't lie for shit! Every time my dad comes in you smile politely, go red if and when he smiles back and then make some excuse to leave. It is so obvious am shocked Em hasn't worked it out! I have known since the first day in A and E. It was obvious. You have dated no-one all through the time I have known you and we talk about everything, have you noticed you never mention any cute boys? Both me and Rose have noticed. It's weird I will give you that, but I don't have a problem if you want to pursue this thing. My ma left when I was 3 and Dad brought us up completely. He has dated very few people and no-one since we moved here. So I was thinking, as long as you aren't against the idea, that tonight would be the perfect opportunity so we could dress you up?" Alice looked so sincere as she said this that I couldn't help but believe her.

"Ok, so I do have this major crush on your Dad. He is one hot Doc and yes you can definitely dress me up. You sure you're not worried bout this? I mean he is your Dad, anyway am sure it will all be pointless, as he won't find an accident prone 18yr old attractive." I rushed out quickly.

At that, both Rose and Alice started squealing. So much so that Carlisle put his head round the door to make sure no one had died. As I was sat in my bra and pants, with the robe slightly open I blushed bright pink from head to foot. Carlisle apologised quickly and left.

"Thought you said he wouldn't be interested Bella!" exclaimed Rose after he left. I just scowled at her and continued to get ready. I was pulling on my skinny black jeans and black bustier style top when there was a knock at the bedroom door. I was greeted by Em. He came in and had a devious look in his eye. "What's up Em?" I asked warily.

"Nothing Tinka-Bella! Just, coming to see if you're ready, Dad said something that amused me earlier. Something about a lot of flesh on show, thought I would take a peek!" he waggled his eyebrows suggestively and I smacked him round the back of the head. Only Em would wanna come see. Rose would murder him if she knew, although it was only me so she would probably just smack him round the head again.

"You are disgusting, you know that? Anyway, before you get anymore weird ideas, help me on with this death traps Rose calls shoes and then help me down the stairs without killing myself. Please." Immediately after my shoes were on Em hauled me over his shoulder and carried me down the stairs with my arse in the air. What an entrance to make. Cheers Em! As he set me on my feet I heard Rose smack him over the back of the head and a few giggles from the corner. My parents, Jasper (Alice's boyfriend), Tanya and Edward were howling with laughter where as Carlisle looked annoyed and amused at the same time.

I decided to greet the guests with Alice for a bit and then we moved onto the makeshift dance floor and danced to the cheesiest music around.

CPOV

If I get through the next 24 hours I will be a happy man. I thought to myself while sitting at the desk in my office at the hospital. I was avoiding my home. I didn't really need to be here, looking through patient files but I need something to distract me. The problem is Bella. She turned 18 today, which makes her legal and makes my lusting after her acceptable. But really, when is it acceptable to lust after a girl twenty years younger than you? To make it worse, she is my daughter's best friend. I really need to get a grip and stop fantasising about her. The problem is she has beautiful brown eyes that you could get lost in. She has a fabulous blush that frames her milky skin. Her hair is long, luscious and a mahogany colour that hangs just past her shoulders. I am sure it would just cover her pert tits. Oh for Gods sake! I can't even think about her without becoming half hard and turning into a pervy old man!

"Dr Cullen, aren't you supposed to be at a party tonight?" asked Gladys, the receptionist on A and E. "Alice will be really cross if you're not their at least an hour before it starts. You know how she is!"

"You're right, am off now anyways. See you on Monday Gladys!" I reply while gathering my things together.

I approach the house and see the cars in the drive. Jasper is here already, as is Em and Rose. Good, at least I will have a distraction.

"Hey Kids!" I shout as I walk through the door. I am greeted with the sight of all the kids, including Bella, sorting the house for the party. She smiled at me and then excused herself to decorate the garden. I am beginning to notice that she doesn't stay in the same room as me if she doesn't have too. She must know my feelings about her. This revelation worries me, if she can sense it what about Alice, my hawk eyed daughter. I make myself busy cleaning the barbecue and sorting things in the garage, out of the way of curious eyes. At about 6pm I hear something that can only be described as shrieking from the guest room. I dart up the stairs and put my head round the door. My eyes were immediately drawn to Bella who was sat in a robe which was open down the middle, showing off her black lace bra and pants set and blushing furiously.

I am sooooooo going to hell!

"Just thought I would make sure that no one had died!" I mumble as I leave the room quickly. I am painfully hard as I make my way down the stairs, determined to think about something else. Thank God these jeans hide everything, I will definitely have to invest in more of these. I move out the back and grab a beer from Emmett.

"What up Pops?" he asks.

"Nothing, just seen far too much flesh... not necessary...totally screwed!" I mutter more to myself than Emmett. Emmett shot me a puzzled look and tried to get more information, which I vehemently avoided. I went over by Charlie and Renee, trying to rid myself of thoughts of their daughter. I did wonder often what my best friends would make of my infatuation with their daughter.

At 7pm I saw Emmett bound up the stairs after speaking with Rose. He looked in my direction and smiled. He is up to something, I can tell. He is far too much like me for me not to recognise that smirk! About 10 minutes later all we hear is screams of "put me down!" Bella is being carried down the stairs in a firemans lift. Her perfectly rounded arse in the air, he turns and puts her down on her feet. I am half amused and half irritated by Emmett. He shoots me a smirk and I notice the others giggling at the spectacle that is my son.

She lifts her head and organises her top so that nothing is showing, pity for me! She walks over to the door and greets the guests with Alice for a bit. As Angela comes in she moves to the dance floor (the space in the living room) and dances very sexily to the cheesiest music in existence. I know immediately that Rose has chosen the music. I decide to make myself useful and go fire up the barbecue. I am in for one long night. Thank God these jeans hide everything I thought to myself.