Mario ate a mushroom, fed Yoshi, and then left his small home. He was
on his way to go see Peach, who had baked a cake for him.
He arrived at Princess Peach's castle, and was greeted at the front door by Toadsworth, an old Toad with a long grizzly beard. "Hello Mario!" he said. "I am afraid the princess is not feeling well, so please come back tomorrow."
"I'm hungry. I want the cake," said Mario.
Toadsworth looked to the ground. "I'm afraid you can't have the cake, for it is up in Peach's room, and we wish not to disturb her."
Mario rolled his eyes. "You're gonna give me the cake whether you like it or not!" His voice trembled with anger. "So you might as well give it to me now."
"I cannot permit you to see the princess at this time."
"Give me the cake." Mario pulled out a pistol. ".or die!"
"You stupid ass!" cried Toadsworth. "How dumb do you think I am? It's a plastic gun you retard!"
He's good, thought Mario. "N-n-no it's not," staggered Mario.
"Oh really," said Toadsworth. "Then how come it is loaded with orange, sticky darts?"
Mario couldn't think of a comeback. "Well, um, uh." Then, Mario got an idea. He would use his Yoshi call and summon Yoshi. "Cook-a-lee-koo!" Mario yelled. "Cook-a-lee-koo!"
Yoshi quickly came. "Eat that old guy over there," Mario told Yoshi. Yoshi stuck out his tongue and ate Toadsworth.
"Good transsexual," said Mario, as he gave Yoshi a treat. Mario pulled, open the castle's doors and walked inside, Yoshi following him. But what other obstacles will get in their way on their journey to the cake? Find out in chapter 2, coming coon!
He arrived at Princess Peach's castle, and was greeted at the front door by Toadsworth, an old Toad with a long grizzly beard. "Hello Mario!" he said. "I am afraid the princess is not feeling well, so please come back tomorrow."
"I'm hungry. I want the cake," said Mario.
Toadsworth looked to the ground. "I'm afraid you can't have the cake, for it is up in Peach's room, and we wish not to disturb her."
Mario rolled his eyes. "You're gonna give me the cake whether you like it or not!" His voice trembled with anger. "So you might as well give it to me now."
"I cannot permit you to see the princess at this time."
"Give me the cake." Mario pulled out a pistol. ".or die!"
"You stupid ass!" cried Toadsworth. "How dumb do you think I am? It's a plastic gun you retard!"
He's good, thought Mario. "N-n-no it's not," staggered Mario.
"Oh really," said Toadsworth. "Then how come it is loaded with orange, sticky darts?"
Mario couldn't think of a comeback. "Well, um, uh." Then, Mario got an idea. He would use his Yoshi call and summon Yoshi. "Cook-a-lee-koo!" Mario yelled. "Cook-a-lee-koo!"
Yoshi quickly came. "Eat that old guy over there," Mario told Yoshi. Yoshi stuck out his tongue and ate Toadsworth.
"Good transsexual," said Mario, as he gave Yoshi a treat. Mario pulled, open the castle's doors and walked inside, Yoshi following him. But what other obstacles will get in their way on their journey to the cake? Find out in chapter 2, coming coon!