AVPM A Very Potter Musical Facebook version Chapter 1: Act 1 Part 1, a harry potter fanfic

A/N: Rewriting AVPM… in Facebook version!

Update: Formatting was screwed on FFN so I had to make last minute edits and reupload it, sorry guys!

Update Update: I think FFN HATES ME. Let's hope THIS works.

A VERY POTTER MUSICAL – FACEBOOK EDITION

ACT 1 SCENE 1

Harry Potter: Sitting on my suitcase now and awkwardly pushing my afro back… loljk I'm a handsome bastard and I know it

(Ronald Weasley likes this.)

Comment: Harry Potter: Lol Ron GTFO you don't come in until later dude!

(Ronald Weasley likes this)

Harry Potter: To summarise the next two verses (damn these Facebook status limits!) I'm awesome for surviving the freaking Dursleys!

Vernon Dursley, Dudley Dursely and Petunia Dursley like this.

Comment: Harry Potter: WTF why do I have you guys as friends on Facebook? GTFO losers!

Harry Potter is no longer friends with Vernon Dursley, Dudley Dursely and Petunia Dursley.

Harry Potter: Hell yeah, I'm leaving this hellhole! Gonna go to Hogwarts!

(Ronald Weasley likes this)

Comment: Harry Potter: Dude, seriously, STFU, your cue is coming soon!

Severus Snape posted on Harry Potter's wall.

Figures that you and your big-headed ego will spend half of scene 1 singing about how pitiful your life is.

Comment: Harry Potter: GO AWAY SOURGRAPE SNAPE. NO ONE LIKES YOU.

Harry Potter: Gonna see my friends, gonna laugh til we cry-

Comment: Ronald Weasley: Okay, I know you told me to STFU, but come on – we are NOT going to cry. If you do, I'll dump you for Herman. Yes, it's that serious.

Comment: Harry Potter: Look, I didn't write the freaking lyrics!

Harry Potter: And do it all with my best friend Ron, cause tgt we're ttly awesome!

Comment: Harry Potter: RON! WTF ARE YOU? I KNOW YOU'RE STALKING MY STAUSES, SO THIS IS YOUR CUE, YOU IDIOT!

(Ronald Weasley likes this.)

Ronald Weasley: Did someone say Ron Weasley?

Comment: Harry Potter: Did someone FORGET THEIR CUE?

Comment: Ronald Weasley: I'm ignoring that comment, just fyi.

Ronald Weasley sent Harry Potter a hug that can be almost interpreted as kinda gay.

Comment: Harry Potter: WTF?

Comment: Ronald Weasley: Ignoring that comment too…

Ronald Weasley sent Harry Potter Floo Powder Power!

Comment: Harry Potter: No jokes, Ron, I am having some serious questions about your sexual identity.

Comment: Ron Weasley: Still ignoring you.

Comment: Harry Potter: Seriously, Ron, I'll ttly accept you…

(Albus Dumbledore likesthis.)

Comment: Harry Potter: WTF Dumbledore? I had my doubts about you too, but seriously, this is just creepy ttm.

Comment: Dumbledore: /hums a tune and walks off/

Comment: Harry Potter: You can't just do that!

Comment: Harry Potter: And that's NOT a challenge!

Comment: Harry Potter: Shit, too late.

(Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley like this.)

Albus Dumbledore sent Harry Potter a hum of a nostalgic tune.

Albus Dumbledore is now offline.

Harry Potter: I hate you. Seriously.

Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley are now at Diagon Alley.

Ronald Weasley: WOOH I finally get to sing!

Harry Potter sent Ronald Weasley As long as we're together-

(Ronald Weasley likes this)

Ronald Weasley sent Harry Potter –gonna kick some ass!

(Harry Potter likes this)

Ronald Weasley: Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorms!

Comment: Harry Potter: This isn't helping you in your 'I'm not gay' argument.

Comment: Ronald Weasley: Shut it.

Hermione Granger sent Ronald Weasley A rude interruption of a quite totally awesome verse.

(Hermione Granger likes this.)

Comment: Harry Potter: Seriously? Liking something that you posted? WTF HERMAN.

(Ron Weasley likes this.)

Hermione Granger: Because guys, school's not all about having fun!

Comment: Harry Potter: WTF! /dislike/

(Ronald Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley and 1202 other people like this.)

Hermione Granger: I may be frumpy but I'm super smart!

Comment: Ronald Weasley: Frumpy? You sure as hell got that one right.

Hermione Granger posted Picture of 1st year grades at Hogwarts!

(Hermione Granger likes this)

Comment: Hermione Granger: Check out my grades, they're As for a start!

Comment: Harry Potter: We get the point. You don't need to rub it in by LIKING THE FREAKING PHOTO THEN POSTING THE LYRICS AS YOU'RE SINGING IT. AND THEN LIKING THE EFFING PHOTO

(Ron Weasleylikes this)

Hermione Granger: This year I plan to study a lot-

Comment: Ron Weasley: That would be cool if you were actually hot!

Comment: Harry Potter: Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

(Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger like this)

Comment: Harry Potter: WTF why did you like that comment, Herman? o.O

Comment: Hermione Granger: Because it was the truth and I like the truth, as a pursuer of knowledge.

Comment: Ron Weasley: o.O

(Harry Potter likes this.)

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger like Repeatedly using the phrase 'Totally Awesome'.