The Yoshi Comedy
By Darius Whitehead
(Scene 1)
Yoshi was sleeping on the floor.
Suddenly, his pal, Mario came in and tripped over him, making him spill his groceries on the floor.
"Yoshi, how-a many times have-a I told you not to lie-a in the middle of the living room?!" Mario asked him angrily.
"Ooh, I can't win." Yoshi hides his face in shame.
(Scene 2)
Mario carries Yoshi's food dish to him, completely unaware he's about to step on the bell. "Here you go, Yosh-"
Suddenly, there was a THUD and Mario fell over with the food in his face.
"The service is average, the food is okay, but the floor show is spectacular!" Yoshi said to the audience.
(Scene 3)
Yoshi was lying on the table as Mario walks by. Mario falls down hard as a boulder and takes some effort to get up like a man and glares at Yoshi with his angry eyes.
"I-a hate you." Mario said to Yoshi.
"I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my fruit collection." Yoshi told Mario.
(Scene 4)
Mario is lying down in his pool.
"I'ma kicking back and relaxing in my own pool." Mario said. He started to relax until Yoshi drops down on him, much to the latter's horror.
"Cannonball!" Yoshi said as he dropped down.
"Mama Mia!" Mario screamed.
A SPLOOSH appeared from the background.
A crater is formed where the pool was.
"That was fun, blow it up again!" Yoshi told Mario.
"Kindly remove your foot from my nostril so that I may hurt you." Mario told him politely.
(Scene 5)
Mario is sleeping peacefully in his bed while Yoshi frowns at this.
SHOOF SHOOF SHOOF go the blankets and the pillows.
Yoshi is revealed to have pulled the sheets off the blankets and the pillows that Mario was sleeping on.
"All right! All right! I'll get your breakfast!" Mario yelled.
(Scene 6)
Mario stares out the window. Suddenly, the sash falls right on his lips as Yoshi walks by. He takes the opportunity to flap Mario's lips much to the latter's dismay.
(Scene 7)
Mario, with a robe, whistles as he prepares to enter the shower stall.
"COWABUNGA!" Water comes rushing out as Yoshi surfs on an ironing board and Mario looks terrified. They end up on the wall.
"Why can't you throw Yoshi eggs like other Yoshis?" Mario asked Yoshi.
THE END