TWI HUNGER GAMES

by katella only

This is a hunger games twilight parody , so calm down , this just for fun . No hate on either fandom. Just a lot of bashing . And humor. And demonic prim . Also it's just a series of one chapter storys about my parody version of them

1. RUN!

It was a normal day. Prim and renesmee where chasing peeta though the forest intill katniss came.

"THANK goodness , you got to help me!" Said peeta. Katniss then shot him with a arrow. And he turned into a kitten.

Prim then came and said in a demonic voice. " a kitten! I hate animals! I only enjoy spilling the blood of the innocent"

thats when Jacob came and said " have you seen gale? I tried to kiss him , but he ran. I don't why they always run. "

then suddenly Edward came screaming " HIDE ME!THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING!" Trailing after him were a legion of teenage girls running over each other to get to Edward.

Katniss hid Edward under a rock. Soon Jacob fangirls came and they starting fighting the Edward fangirls.

Soon they killed each other off and Edward asked to come out from rock.

"No ! You will be mine for ever !" Yelled katniss.

Then katniss sneezed and a baby came out.

Thats when Bella came and slapped katniss and said" hey! Having babys at a extremely young age is my thing!"

Soon they got into a fight. Intill katniss threw up glitter and screamed " Shsshjajusv . SHE POISONED ME! Prim POISONED ME WITH HER DEMONIC POWERS!"

Then Alice came . And made out with Jacob.

THE END

Authors note: ok , that was chapter one. Sorry if it's not as funny. I'm out of practice with twi-hunger games. But the next one will be funnier.