MD: This is a little songfic that Kai is gonna sing or rap. It's about everything in Kai's life…I think. I don't own Eminem's Kill you. But I had it changed a little…So find the song Kill you and sing, or in this case rap along!!!
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KAI – KILL YOU
When I just a little baby boy
My grandpa used to tell me these crazy things
He used to tell me that he wasn't an evil man
He used to tell me he loved me so
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized, he was the evil one
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it
Cause
that's just the way he was
They said I can't destroy other kids' blade no more
They ain't say I can't steal their bitbeasts no more
(AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't steal Trygator
Till the damned alligator's tail don't work in it's blade no more?!
(AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin
Thinkin I'm sayin this shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it
(AHHH!) Put your launcher down bitch, I ain't gonna blade you
I'ma just +take+ YOUR BITBEAST to my blade, and steal it from you
(AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos
Voltaire is gonna let you bend over and take it like a slut, okay kid?
"Oh, now he's raping his own students, abusing a whore
stealing bitbeasts, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
Voltaire invented violence, that vile venomous volatile ass
Vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Got a chainsaw, sawed his brains all
danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, blades, guts, guns, cuts
Knives,
lives, bits, sluts
[Chorus]
Bitch I'ma kill you!
You don't wanna fuck with me
Voltaire neither
You ain't nuttin but an ass to me
I'm gonna kill you!
You ain't got the balls to blade
We ain't gon' never stop blading
I do squash the blade
You better kill me!
I'ma be another blader dead
For poppin off stealing bitbeasts with shit I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me
I'm not bringin the world with me
Especially Tyson!
You ain't nuttin but an ass to me
... I said you don't, wanna fuck with Voltaire (cause why?)
Cause Voltaire, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)
i said you don't, wanna fuck with Voltaire (why?)
Cause
Voltaire, will fuckin kill you
Bitch I'ma kill you!
Like a BIOVAULT-weapon, I'ma conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and burn you
Don't fuck with me, I've been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm tryin to develop these pictures of Tyson pigging out to sell 'em
I ain't "acid blade", but I blade on acid
Got a new beyblade and just had a Black Dranzer-on added
WHOOPS!
Is that a subliminal hint?
NO!
Just criminal intent to steal bitbeasts again
Did Kai offend?
NO!
Kai just steal your bitbeast & insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
To do it again, THEN, if he does it again
You'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th
(Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even blade you in the woods yet to beat you in the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
In a tub but that's normal ain't it Raymond?
Serial blader hidin bitbeast material
In a cereal box on top of his stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
Out
of our minds, and we want in yours, so let us in
[Chorus]
Bitch I'ma kill you!
You don't wanna fuck with me
Voltaire neither
You ain't nuttin but an ass to me
I'm gonna kill you!
You ain't got the balls to blade
We ain't gon' never stop blading
I do squash the blade
You better kill me!
I'ma be another blader dead
For poppin off stealing bitbeasts with shit I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me
I'm not bringin the world with me
Especially Tyson!
You ain't nuttin but an ass to me
... I said you don't, wanna fuck with Voltaire (cause why?)
Cause Voltaire, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Voltaire (why?)
Cause Voltaire, will fuckin kill you
Eh-heh
Know why I say these things?
Cause Boris & Voltaire dying keep creepin in my dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to hear those two
This ass training to do the same things TWEECE!
TWICE?
Whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots!
I hope Black Dranzer will destroy them too
Motherfuckers want me to go and blade against them
Just to put on a show with 'em cause their blading stinks?
FUCK THAT!
I'll choke amateur bladers to bouncer
From fat Tyson to off seventy-thousand pounds of him
From teammate to the chairman and announcer
From in-abby to before abby to out of abby
I don't even believe in destroyin I'm just destroying your blade
Just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it
OKAY, I'M READY TO GO BLADE
I GOT THE BEYBLADE FROM VOLTAIRE
I'M READY TO STEAL EVERYONE'S BITBEAST!
You faggots keep eggin me on
Till I have you at a destroying-your-bladepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP!
Give me your blade & bit
I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you
YOU HEAR ME?
ANSWER
ME!
[Chorus]
Bitch I'ma kill you!
You don't wanna fuck with me
Voltaire neither
You ain't nuttin but an ass to me
I'm gonna kill you!
You ain't got the balls to blade
We ain't gon' never stop blading
I do squash the blade
You better kill me!
I'ma be another blader dead
For poppin off stealing bitbeasts with shit I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me
I'm not bringin the world with me
Especially Tyson!
You ain't nuttin but an ass to me
... I said you don't, wanna fuck with Voltaire (cause why?)
Cause Voltaire, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Voltaire (why?)
Cause
Voltaire, will fuckin kill you
Hahaha, I'm just not playin assholes
You know I hate you
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MD: Whatcha think?
Kai: Wow, THAT was LAME
MD: Ass
Kai: Bigger @$$
MD: Lul (dick)
Kai: Kut (cunt)
MD: Schijtkop (Shithead)
Kai: Kutwijf (something with cunt and woman)
MD: Klootzak (asshole/bastard)
Kai: Sletjebamboe (something with slut and bamboo)
MD: Pedofiel (Hell I can't translate THAT!)
Kai: Stoephoer (something with whore and pavement…Pavement whore?)
MD: Luldebehanger (You try to figure it out)
Kai: Opgeblazen Barbie-pop (Blown-up babie-doll)
MD: Verneukte kippenschijt (fucked up chicken shit)
Ray: STOP!! In WHAT language are you guys swearing?!!
MD: In Dutch and I'm surprised that Kai can speak dutch.
Kai: I'm Kai.
MD: Loop naar Tyson, jij lekkere shit! (Go to Tyson, you hot shit)
Kai: Pervert.
Ray: Where in shit's sake did you learn Dutch?!
Kai: I pretended to be MD on MSN and I 'chatted' with one of her friends in English, saying that I was just in the mood for it.
MD: How do you know my password?!!
Kai: From Dizzi.
MD: That piece of shit will soon get a MD-virus…
Ray: Okaaay…. are you people gonna review?
MD: Please do 'cos my Sugar HIGH story has been banned once!!
Ray: Shit happens.
MD: No shit Sherlock.
Kai: Just review.