A/N: Hi everyone! This is a story my brother and I wrote together while at my grandparents' house in Korea. I could have posted it sooner, but that house doesn't have internet, so while at my other grandma's house, I am taking advantage of this time to post this fic. It's quite... interesting! I hope you find it worthwhile to read.
We don't own anything. We only possess very weird thoughts. These are the things we think about when we're super bored. Anyway, please enjoy!
One stormy night, Squidward watched The Seed of Chucky on HBO. In this Chucky movie, Squidward became particularly interested in Chucky's murders. That night after watching The Seed of Chucky, Squidward came up with a devious prank to kidnap Spongebob. He despised his neighbors with all his heart. Patrick was too dumb to come up with the fun ideas that he and Spongebob do, so his devious plan was to kidnap Spongebob, the master of all annoying plans.
That night, Squidward put on his Invisallign in his mouth and put on a ski mask that Gramma Squiddy knitted for him. He got a potato sack he had stolen from the Krusty Krab. Squidward took a seat in front of his window and carefully watched his target get ready for bed. He watched as Spongebob danced around his room, fed Gary the Snail, sang an annoying song, and paged Patrick a goodnight. Then Spongebob, changed into his pajamas, tucked himself in, and read the B encyclopedia he had gotten from the library. Soon after, he fell fast asleep.
At around 9:32, Squidward tiptoed out his house and slid into Spongebob's house, using the spare key Spongebob kept under his doormat. Squidward smelled fresh cookies baking in the oven. Spongebob had forgotten to turn the oven off. Squidward being a good neighbor turned the oven off and sang the State Farm jingle to himself.
"Like a good neighbor, Squiddy is there!" he whispered to himself as he was turning the oven off. He tiptoed up the stairs and slowly opened the door leading to what he thought was Spongebob's room. But then, when he opened the door, he realized it was the bathroom! Suddenly, Squidward had the urge to go. So he sat down on the toilet and began to do his business. That was when, Spongebob Squarepants walked into the bathroom, the midst of Squidward using the toilet. They both screamed the Davy Jones' socks off of each other. Squidward calmly asked, "Spongebob, what are you doing here?"
"I live here, remember?" Spongebob reminded Squidward. That was when Squidward felt the potato sack in his left tentacle and knew that he must carry on with his previous plan. Good thing he doesn't pants because he wasted no time in taking the sack and placing in roughly over Spongebob's square head. Spongebob squirmed and screamed. Squidward quickly took Spongebob into Spongebob's library and duct taped his mouth as soon as he took the sack off. Then he tied him to a chair using a jump rope he had stolen from the gym.
Spongebob watched the actions happen before his very eyes, which he struggled to keep open. The last thing Spongebob saw before he fell asleep was Squidward going upstairs.
A/N: Did you like it? I hope you did! Shall we carry on with the story? ;)