AN! Enjoy another random conversation. My first noncrossover fic,so I hope you enjoy it!

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Too Long

by rose4u


"Arthur! It's too long."

"You are over exaggerating."

"No, I'm not. Have you seen this thing? It's enormous."

"Of course I've seen it. It's attached to my hip at all times after all."

"I mean, why do you have something that long? Look at mine!"

"I do see it. You are a tiny sort of fellow, aren't you?"

"It's enough to work. Unlike yours."

"You weren't complaining last night."

"Well. It won't fit in here, Arthur!"

"Just keep trying you clotpole."

"Hey! That's my word!"

"Yes, well this is mine! And I'm going to stick it into anything I want. Including yours!"

"It's going to break it!"

"No it won't. You are just scared."

"Scared? Excuse me? I'm not scared of anything."

"So you don't mind if I stick this long sword into your scabbard, Merlin?"

Merlin huffed, crossing his arms before taking out his short sword and handing the scabbard to Arthur. Arthur smiled triumphantly before stabbing his sword into it.

"See, I told you it would fit."