(A/N) I rewrote this cause I didn't like the first version. Similar events, but I put a new twist because I felt like it. :D I amped up the suspense meter! ALL FEAR DOUBLE DEE'S DARK SIDE. (It reminds me of Hidan) :D

As far as Edd was concerned, mornings were a pain. Today wasn't any exception. Only a few hours ago, he managed to persuade a horny Eddy to go home for the night and throw himself into his perfectly made bed. Eddy tended to be forceful when it came to whatever he wanted; sadly there was no changing that. Especially when it took the threat of a using mothers rug beater against him.

"Damn him," Edd groaned mentally as he sleepily thought of his friends latest escapades.

Unfortunately, the three teen grinned at the thin teen like a wolf and teased 'sounds kinky, Dee. I like this side of you.' Edd felt his face warm slightly at the thought of how far Eddy was willing to go for sex.

"One of these days," Edd tiredly growled as he shifted under his covers, "I'm going to really beat him with a whip."

The raven haired teen glanced up at his alarm clock while the first rays of morning light pierced through his window, bathing his bedroom in a light glow. The brightness made him cringe slightly. The dreadful thought of dealing with Eddy's unstable hormones, the lack of sleep, and the simple frustration of another day at high school made his mood sour. The dark part of his personality gnawed at the back of his consciousness with the ferocity of a wild animal. Edd sighed and sat up in his bed. He hated having this psychotic voice yelling at him. It was like having a demon as a conscience, but at least it spoke the truth.

'Fuck this,' it snarled at him, 'I'm so tired it's not even fucking funny!'

He couldn't in all honesty agree more with the voice of pent up teen angst screaming inside of him. It was right after all. Oddly, ever since the voice began yelling at him, a part of himself seemed to come to life. At the same time he blamed Eddy for the loudmouthed voice in his head. It was his idea to sell the others Prozac to buy rims for their beat up old van. A stupid idea, but it made the little scammer happy to see the shine of chrome on the dinosaur of a vehicle. Pushing those memories aside, Edd trekked to his over-organized closet and stared at his clothes in disgust.

He hated to stare at the almost perfectionist organization that made himself him. The lack of his Prozac slowly brought many things to Edd's realization.

Things like:

'Is this why I was so skittish for so many years?'

'Does this make me a dork?'

'What in the hell would those fuckers do if I show up as a goth?'

"That'll show them," Edd whispered, not realizing he was agreeing with his dark side.

A sudden slam echoed through the teens conflicting thoughts, almost making him jump out of his skin. Edd knew that noise very well. 'Eddy', the sinister voice hissed in unison with Edd's own voice. It was a Monday morning and the scam loving teen was bound to have some plan up his sleeve. He could instantly tell when he heard said teen laughing like a lunatic from downstairs at his newest plan.

The raven haired teen ignored the two teenagers downstairs, stared back into his closet, and in one fail swoop; threw the perfectly pressed shirts and jeans onto his floor.

DOWNSTAIRS

"Like I said, Lumpy," Eddy snickered darkly, "I got the million dollar plan this time!"

Ed grinned at his best friend and bounced up and down in anticipation.

"Does it involve space aliens from planet Doom? Huh, huh? Does it, Eddy?," the overexcited teen yelled.

Eddy rolled his eyes and smacked the back of Ed's head.

"No Ed. It involves a little book that got your sister going wild over a stupid vampire movie."

Ed stared blankly at the other boy, having no idea what he meant. Eddy furrowed his brow in frustration and dug out a thick black book of his backpack for an example. Eddy smacked the cover for emphasis and stared at the suspicious hands holding a red apple on the cover.

"This is Twilight," he stated a matter-of-factly, "girls are going crazy for a sissy vampire kid in this story and I plan to give it to them."

Ed looked at the book and back at Eddy before throwing out his next little comic based banter.

"How Eddy? You gonna open a portal to the realm of books and summon a blood sucking vampire beasts?"

Eddy couldn't believe Ed sometimes.

"Just get the glitter Ed," Eddy ordered, ignoring his friends' question, "As soon as Sock Head gets up, we'll be ready to roll!"

LINEBREAK

Edd stared at himself in the mirror as he adjusted his hat. No matter how much his inner voice yelled and screamed, he absolutely refused to get rid of his hat. Call him crazy, the old piece of fabric was like part of him as much as the invading voice in his head. He slipped the final lock of raven hair under his cap and thought of what he was missing.

"My tie," he thought to himself.

He wondered how he could forget something so simple. He wore the damned thing almost every day at school. Hell, he wore it to gym class sometimes. He trudged back to the pile of clothes he threw from his closet and bent down to search for the piece of cloth. Unbeknownst to him, a scam ridden Eddy was climbing his stairs, searching for a certain Ed boy.

The three haired teen strolled down Edd's hallway toward his friends' room with a single thought in his head.

"Now that Ed's waiting in the car, I can talk Double Dee into stripping for this part…..or maybe, just for me?"

Eddy snickered to himself at the thought of finally getting his friend writhing underneath him, begging for more of the power that was Eddy Flannigan. The teen brought himself away from his erotic vision and opened Edd's bedroom door. The scam was momentarily forgotten when Eddy saw Edd bending over a pile of clothes, cursing under his breath. Eddy stared at the round ass picking through the clothes. A sensation filled his every nerve. The distinct feel of arousal rang through his body like a blazing fire.

Eddy grinned viciously. He craved the smaller man in front of him for some time now. Hell, he was the one who turned him gay after all. Unfortunately, Double Dee was a forbidden fruit as far as he was concerned. Each and every time he tried to sample this fruit, a rush of nervousness flushed the virgin teen and caused him to find a way out of Eddy's capable grasp.

"Not this time," Eddy told himself, "I got him where I want him now."

Edd triumphantly yanked his yellow tie out of the bottom of his clothes pile and slung around his neck. Out of seemingly nowhere, something grabbed his ass. Reflexively, he flung himself around to only be caught in the strong arms of Eddy Flannigan. The initial shock of the ass grab hadn't worn off of Edd before Eddy made his move.

The man holding the raven haired teen smiled sexily and leaned down close the others ear, as if to say something vital.

"You're such a tease," Eddy said, his voice ghosting over Edd's sensitive ear, "But you'll soon be mine."

Without any sort of hesitation or regret, Eddy crashed his lips upon Edd's tender mouth, almost bruising it in the process. A wave of shock erupted through Edd's body as the feel of Eddy's raw power flowed into him. Edd reluctantly relaxed into the rough kiss, losing himself in the moment so far that even his dark side couldn't reach him. The moment felt everlasting as Eddy ran his hand up Edd's shirt, as if testing the waters of how far he was allowed to go. Edd's mind was drifting so far away that it felt as if nothing could bring him back, nothing except a phone call.

Edd heard the sound of Eddy's ringing phone while coming down from his lust starved euphoria. His awakening senses thanked the gods that the sound of Eddy's mothers' ringtone broke him from this trance. The idea of losing his virginity so easily made him sick to his stomach. His dark side agreed, thinking it sluttish.

"Eddy Skipper Flannigan!," Edd could hear Eddy's mother scream, "We don't put you through school to end up like your brother! Get to school or so help me I'll-!,"

Edd stopped listening and grabbed his messenger bag off the floor, hating himself even more for being so weak, especially with Eddy. He knew that there was no way that he could have escaped on his own.

'You would've been his slut," his dark side barked, "He should be our whore!"

Edd shook his head free of those harsh thoughts when Eddy closed his phone.

"W…we…should go to school now, E….Eddy," Edd stuttered, the words just tumbling out of him.

Eddy took a deep breath after speaking to his mom and dug the keys out of his jeans pocket. He was right, but he was going to be damned if he was going to admit it.

"Come on, Sock Head! We got a scam to do before first bell!, Eddy said almost too casually."

Eddy turned away from his prey and walked out of the room calmly. Even with Edd's untrained eyes, he could see the prominent erection straining against Eddy's zipper almost painfully. Edd glanced nervously at his friend's crotch in thought.

"Why does he do these things with me? Is this some kind of bet with Kevin to see how long it takes him to get me in the sack?"

He distinguished those thoughts as he locked his house up for another boring day of school.

Ed laid back in the seat of the passenger side of Eddy's van waiting for his friends. In the time that it took to find Double Dee, Ed had busied himself with playing with the pressure gauge in the glove compartment. The slamming of Edd's front door snapped Ed out of his daydream about Evil Tim and back into reality.

"Double Dee," Ed yelled, hanging himself halfway out of the van window, "I thought you were never going to come!"

Edd smiled lightly at his ignorant friend and calmly slid himself into the back of the van. Eddy ignored Edd's meager attempt at a smile and looked at Ed.

"You get the glitter, Skunk Pits?"

Ed grinned widely and dug into his pocket as Eddy drove the van toward the high school. The lumbering teenager pulled out a pink bottle and laughed to himself cheerfully.

"Yeah Eddy, I got the prettiest glitter Sarah had," he said happily, "Even Evil Tim would be proud of it!"

Eddy nodded and glanced into his rearview mirror back at Edd in curiosity. In a matter of moments he caught the others burning gaze.

"What?," Edd asked, feeling slightly defiled.

Eddy put on his scam face and laughed heartily.

"You're going to be Edward," he said plainly.

Edd furrowed his brow in confusion. He knew who he was. Why was Eddy telling him this?

"Edward Cullen," Eddy continued, "Or whoever that vampire sissy boy is. I haven't read the book."

Book? Edd looked down at the book sticking out of Eddy's backpack. He'd seen that book everywhere and inwardly cringed. With his minor interest in paranormal, Edd stared at that pile of bullshit masquerading as a book and growled. One thing Edd hated and that was conformism. The book looked to be the epicenter of pussy folklore. He gripped the legs of his jeans, feeling the insult of paranormal lies emitted from that book leer at him.

"No," He hissed, his tone unmovable.

Eddy continued to prattle on about his plans, not hearing Edd's solid comment.

"Ed's gonna get everyone's attention," Eddy rattled, "Of course we're going to have to get you to take off your hat, and then-"

Something broke in Edd as Eddy told him about taking off his little shield.

"Pull over," Edd coldly ordered.

Eddy glanced back at his friend curiously.

"Huh?"

"Pull the fuck over!," Edd's dark side ordered loudly.

Eddy slammed on his breaks, his tires screeching in the process. Cars behind them honked and yelled angrily, trying to keep from wrecking.

"What the hell's wrong with you, Sock Head?," he barked with his foot still firmly on the brakes.

Edd didn't answer. He grabbed his bag and slung the vans door roughly open and hopped out. There was no way he was going to take his hat off because someone asked him to. He walked away from the van refusing to look back at his friends. Eddy growled at the honking cars behind him and screamed,

"Where in the hell do you think you're going, Dee?"

A new kind of pride swelled inside of the rebellious raven haired teenager as he proceeded to walk away from the van and flip off the people behind him.

"Screw you, Eddy and your god damned scam!"

Edd took a shortcut down an alley where he knew Eddy or Ed wouldn't follow and hopped a fence that dropped him not too far from the high school.

Edd clenched and unclenched his fists in rage. He wouldn't normally be so cruel with his friends, but the fiery part of his anger flamed to life as he felt himself being pushed into another worthless scam. The absence of his Prozac brought his dark side into power more and more power. Part of his conscience told him that maybe this was his hormones bringing him into the depths of puberty, but the other side said something else. His dark side certainly had something to say about it.

'We're not crazy,' it said, 'People just have to get used to us. We're not wimps anymore.'

Edd crossed the street leading to the school, hoping his mind was telling him right. Unfortunately, the distraction of his thoughts made him not notice the rumbling of an engine coming his way. When he did notice it, a Harley screeched to a stop in front of him. The driver obviously pissed off. Edd stared at the driver like a deer caught in the headlights. The biker pulled off his sunglasses and stared at the raven teen.

"Damn it, Double Dork! You were almost roadkill!"

(A/N) Yeah, this chapter doesn't make any sense with the 3rd chappter until I fix it. :3 This is the first and second chapters have been redone. It's been a while since I updated, so enjoy this crappy installment and hopefully I'll get around to fixing the other chapter. Like, dislike, tell me. I thought I'd make Edd's dark side a little more real. Unfortunately, his dark side is sounding less like Hidan and more like Zetsu. XD

P.S.~ I don't care if offend Twilight fans. I hate Twilight, but I'm being nice and not getting too flamer with it. Srry, twigay fans, but the author is entitled to her opinions like u are with angry comments. :/