two of diamonds and three of spades one day wre walkin down the river styxes when one da y hadus was like, "yo diggiety dogs we need to play soltuteieusres". which is the italian name for soltatueire.

two of diamonds and three of spades were already yaois together they were boyfriending the sperms in the holes already so they wre like "yes"

os hades put the two in the deck and he shuffled buT the two cards didn't end up together? when he suhffled. two of diamonds ended up nex t 2 king of bishounens (which isn't a card hahahahahah dumbass). BUTT three of spades next to a joker? jokers aren't supposed to be in this deck thought three of spades.

king of beshoudnens turned seductively to "two of diamonds". he was the perfect seme attacker of (assholes) with his COCK. as in roosters he was a chicken farmrer who also is gay and has buttsexseseseme. the King of Cock, as he was known, took a great deal of interest rates in 2. 2 turned over flippede over because remember they are in a deck of cards.

"beshsdouehdn, king cokoc. what are you doing in a card deck, shouldn't you be in ayoai."

"i am, in, yaoi."

"waahhhhat"

"hot a what"

"i have a boyfriend,, king."

"i have,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, a .penis."

"welll OK THEN"

and then. the sex behgan.

it was throbhin and pulsating and basically imploding within itself when king coke propulsed his propulsion stick into his field (of ass).

oh "GOODNES", said the ukulele oof this smesemeuke combinaition like you would see a combination in dragon ball z but more seuxal.

it, of course, as you know, people

and then, "king INGKING WHAT ARE YOU I'M GOING GHOST" sperm

"oh no, we are not done, yet, no"

but oh no oh nOOOOOOOOOO, suddenly hades pickec up the card, from the deck. Because we're playing Solitaire, shitface.

king of bishining was forced to remonve his sperm bank from the recieveing end of 2. he was placed on the queen of hearts, butt he's homogay so he politely shoved the peenrod back into the framing of his card.

2 was EXPOSE!

3 of spades saw the whole thing.

he , though, was on top of ace of spades, s o he had to explaine some things as well.

"ACE"

"what are you doin, 3, i thought you yaois me."

"depravity, my uke"

"we've been seux for the past two soltutiures?"

"i'm sorry. I'm straight now."

it was true. the bend in his card from when hercules dropped it on the floor was gone. he was straightedn out. probably by clothes iron. now he was tan, and buff, and sTRAIGHT.

intermission. hades gets a glass of hades juice. not sperm. specially crafted hell juice. straight from the depths of the river stycexes. The Styx (Ancient Greek: Στύξ, also meaning "hate" and "detestation") (adjectival form: Stygian, /ˈstɪdʒiən/) is a river in Greek mythology that formed the boundary between Earth and the Underworld (often called Hades which is also the name of this domain's ruler). The rivers Styx,Phlegethon, Acheron, and Cockytus all converge at the center of the underworld on a great marsh, which is also sometimes called the Styx. The important rivers of the underworld are Lethe,Eridanos, and Alpheus. (thank you specially to wikipedia i did not write the majority of this intermission)

sTRIAHGT.

"3, but whata bout all the times i rammed my clock into your butt."

"no, that never happened."

"3, you are conforming, i can see you forming..."

"2, 2,2 22,22,,2 ,22,2222222222222. 2."

"3, no save me the sadness, i can't bear to sadenss."

"2, we're over. I'm going to have sexus with medusas, now."

"3."

"2."

"1."

the card game was never finishe