The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story

by KeepCalmAndExpectoPatronum

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a sex chequebook, of course. Sirius gives Remus an early Christmas present - a novelty chequebook with various sexy gifts to cash in. High-jinks, hilariously awkward situations and gratuitous amounts of sex ensue over a twelve day period on the lead up to Christmas Day.

1. Introduction

This story is set during the twelve days leading up to Christmas Day, 1985, in an alternate universe where Voldemort never rose to power. Of course, just because there's no Voldy doesn't mean life is perfect, as you will soon find out.

And I know some of you will be reading this thinking, hold up! The twelve days of Christmas doesn't begin until Christmas Day! I know, this will be addressed later in the story but it is a fairly common misconception. Anyway! Enough of my babbling, I'll let you get to the story. Enjoy :)