Disclaimer: I don't own anything!!!! Just something my friend and me wrote!!!

(Huge Explosion sends Duo flying)

Duo: Sitting up Where's My HAIR?!!!!

Quatre: cracking up Here giving Duo his wig which is on fire

Duo: Thanks tries to stomp out the flames.

Trowa: in the middle of a circus act stops and sighs WHY am I doing this? My dad said when I was ten right before he left for Hooters that I would be good for nothing but an orthodontist. And Here I AM as a successful circus clown/ Gundam pilot. YOU KNOW WHAT CATHERINE?!

Catherine: taking a quick break WHAT, Trowa?

Trowa: I'D BE HAPPIER AS AN ORTHRODONTIST!!! storms out of tent

Treize: sipping some wine And I'll be needing a hair cut soon, Lady Une did you get that?

Lady Une: looking at Treize with an angry face I'M SICK OF BEING PUSHED AROUND!!!!! I'M GOING TO THE WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSOCIATION1111 YOU WON'T HEAR THE END OF THIS!!! storms out of office

Treize: dumbfounded look but you're my secretary.

Lady Une: on the set, and very angry MAY GOD STRIKE YOU DOWN, TREIZE!!!!

Quatre: concerned whoa, What's wrong NOW?

Lady Une: DANGED GLASS CEILING!!! I'M GONNA KILL THAT CHAUVINISTIC DOG!

Relena: They're all against us, Lady Une!

Dorothy: I agree. Let's steal Wing Zero and make a cooking show based on our Feminist Ideas!

Lady Une: For once, I'll agree with you two willingly!

Catherine: cough Hack cigars...

Noin: Okay, we'll do that, and then we'll get nicotene CQ for Cathy.

GW girls: blast off with rocket boots

All:.....

Duo: puts hands behind head Man, talk about PMS....

Trowa: They'll be back..... they can't live without us for long.

Director: WHERE'S DUO?????

Duo: Running on set and jamming the door he came through

People behind door: DUO COME BACK WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

Director: -- fans?

Duo: catching breath worse GAY FAN CLUB.

GW GUYS: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Heero: this is horrible.

Wufei: Heero what are you complaining about!!!!! smirks and shows the others pictures of Heero in a Gay bar. This is proof that you're G AY!!!!!!

Gw Guys: edge away from Heero

Heero: I'M GAY AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!

Duo: in Gundam Cockpit Heh, prepare to be blasted back to yo momma!!!

Heero: appears on screen Duo! Follow your script!!! This is the 60th take, and I have a cake in the oven!

Duo: Shut up, Woman!! I'm only talkin' like this cuz 'o your West side Attitude.

Heero: My "West side Attitude" don' leave the safe house, foo!

Duo: YOU'RE NOT BLACK!!!

Heero: I'm an uh-oh oreo, foo!

Duo: ?!?!!!

Heero: White on the outside, but black on the inside!!!

Duo: AHHHH!!! SHUT UP!!!!

Director: CUT!! CUT CUT!!!!

( after scene)

Heero Why did you call me a woman? stary eyed

Duo: raises eyebrow Just look at the way your acting!

Heero: You see me as Female!!! That means WE could become Partners!!!!

Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! hides behind director's daughter.

Girl: wipes out a hair brush Take one more step closer and you'll get it!!!!

Heero: glare Bring it on!

Dust cloud

Duo: goes out back door

Girl: standing on Heero THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WILLING TO OBEY THE VICTOR!!!!! peace sign

Wufei: in the middle of a scene what's porn?

All: sweat drop and blush

Wufei: Oh, it's like a school bus. I get it!

All: WHAT??????

Wufei: giggles that me and Nataku's special word for....

All : exit immediately

Gundams: jumping up and down

System of a Down: stops Music Will someone shut those things off!!!! ( sees a plane with the Gundam pilots take off)

Band: shoot......

Duo: Why is it Do girls expect me to be some long haired SEX GOD???????

Orlando bloom: I know how you feel.

THE END!!