Mae: Ha! I really don't where this idea came from. I was inspired by Card Captor Sakura really. You know Touya, he's always protective of Sakura considering she's his younger sibling…Touya in a way reminded me of an older, smarter Takao. Sakura and Syaoran reminded me of Kai and Rei. (Rei being Sakura and Kai being Syaron) Julian reminded me of Max…

So this is how this formed. Kai and Rei are younger than Takao and Maxie. Takao is Rei's older brother…I think it would be funny to watch a big brother Takao protective of Rei! (grins)

There's a first time for everything, ne?

DISCLAIMER: I, Mae, Do NOT own Baukten Shoot…if I did…(cough) I'm absolutely sure you know what I would do…considering I am a KaixRei supporter…LET'S GO KAIxREI!

Notes:

Takao basically gets everything from his dad's side, whereas Rei has his mother's features. Their mother is a Neko-jin and their daddy is just an ordinary Japanese man. (I might do a small prologue on how this family formed if you would like that.)

Ages:

Takao: 20

Max: 19 (turning twenty soon)

Kyouju: 19

Kai: 18

Rei: 17

Don't Touch Him!

Chapter One

"Stupid Russian."

He frowned as he plopped himself onto the couch, angrily flipping through the channels wildly. He growled furiously, not really paying attention to the shows on the television, but he was focused on the antagonistic thoughts running all around his head. His grip on the black device tightened as he imagined that kisama of an enigma entering his home to see his little kitty-cat. No stupid boyfriend better do anything 'inappropriate' while he was around, or that child was going to pay.

That Tai guy, or whatever his name was, would hopefully not perform any….'pleasurable awkward maneuvers' (As his baby kity-cat likes to call it) in the dark with his baby brother, or he'll kick him to the ground, throw him out of the house, and defy any meetings his baby brother would like with him. HE WON'T EVEN ALLOW ANY VERBAL INTERACTION OVER THE INTERNET.

He was going to watch this guy like a hawk watches his prey. There was no way he was going to allow that crazy-haired-freak touch his baby brother in any suggestive manner. The poor kitten was too naïve to notice all those looks given to him by that crimson-eyed loser…but ho ho ho! That stupid Russian does not see the "poor kitten's" onii-san notice all those looks given to his little brother!

If he did not have the tolerance or self-control he had…he…he would be a murderer!

Then again…he wouldn't really get a chance to kill that Russian becomes Rei will always come bouncing in and give him the infamous; "Kitty Pout." He always fell for it no matter what. His priority as a big brother would see his baby kitty-cat live and grow up happily.

He's glad that Rei found someone to love after many failed attempts with women, but he and Rei's idiotic (Takao groaned before completing the sentence) boyfriend didn't really get along. Therefore, Takao concluded that he could not trust man his baby kitty-cat fell in love with.

WHAT IF THAT GUY WAS A FREAKING PLAYER?!

WHAT IF HE DIDN'T LOVE REI AT ALL?!

WHAT IF HE JUST WANTS REI FOR HIS BODY?!

WHAT IF HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE REI AFTER TOYING WITH HIM?!

These questions sprinted around in Takao's diminutive intellect. Each question left unanswered making him burn further with ferocity. The death-grip he held on his black remote control was causing the device to crack slightly. Takao breathed in slowly, calming down slightly, but still held his glare on his face. He could trust his baby brother. Rei had very nice judgment on a person's character…

BUT STILL! That Russian held no respect for him at all! SO IF THAT'S HOW THAT IDIOT WANTED TO PLAY IT, THEN FINE! HE WON'T RESPECT HIM EITHER!

The navy-haired male settled down as he felt familiar arms massage his shoulders. His grip on the remote control loosened and he rested his head back onto the couch. "Hello Maxie." Takao greeted his spouse grinning. The blonde boy returned the smile and hopped over the couch and landing next to Takao, causing the love seat to bounce.

Max leaned his head on Takao's shoulder before inquiring, "Aww, Come on Ty-Kun. It won't be so bad." The azure-eyed lad looked up at his lover, tilting to his head to the side in confusion, a simple tactic he had adapted from Rei. "Are you grumpy today?" Takao sighed as he sunk deeper into the couch. "That Hiwatari Tai--"

"Kai, Ty-kun. KAI." Max corrected him.

"Whatever." Takao rolled his eyes in an exasperated manner, "Anyway. WHY is that bastard is coming to see Rei today?!" The azure-eyed lad sweat-dropped nervously remembering the heated glare battles and verbal explosions between Kai and Takao. Max glanced into the kitchen, seeing Rei humming as he cooked. He felt pity for the younger boy. How in the world does he put up with his boyfriend and brother bickering at one another.

WHY DID REI EVEN CONSIDER PUTTING HIWATARI KAI AND KINOMIYA TAKAO IN THE SAME ROOM?!

The freckled boy placed on finger on his chin as he tried to remember the whole reason of this dinner…

"So! What do you think about it, Nii-san?" Rei grinned, using his nickname for Max knowing his onii-san had proposed to him. "We're all going to be a family soon, so why don't we start eating like one! You, Onii-san..Kai..." The raven-haired beauty mumbled as his cheeks glowed a nice shade of pink.

Max smiled softly at the younger boy. " I don't see why not. Rei-Rei, you're going to be my little brother soon, and I want you to be happy…" He chuckled noticing the new tinge of red on Rei's cheeks. "I'm not so sure your brother or your boyfriend would enjoy encountering one another though."

Rei pouted and his eyes pleaded as he stared up at Max, "Please, Nii-san! You have to help me convince Onii-san." Max sighed knowing he couldn't escape the look of the kitten, so he nodded grinning while doing so. "It might be difficult, but I'll try." The golden-eyed boy smiled happily as he embraced his soon-to-be-brother, "THANK-YOU SO MUCH, NII-SAN! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME!"

"Oh yeah…" The blonde boy muttered as that previous vision played back into his mind. "'Oh yeah', Maxie?" Takao looked curiously at the younger boy. Max blinked and grinned up. "Oh nothing! Nothing at all…" He muttered, staring slyly at the remote control in Takao's hand. Not noticing this, the navy-haired boy continued his babbling, "Oh well. I'm just glad you and Kyouju agreed to visit for the dinner. I won't be the only one to suffer that Hiwatari. I don't want to leave Rei alone either with that guy…you never know what's up his sleeve…" At the last bit of his statement, Max grabbed the control out of Takao's hand.

"HEY! MAX! I WAS WATCHING SOMETHING!"

"Rigghhttt. Whatever, Ty-kun. You weren't using the remote, so I am."

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"All's fair in love and war. You'll let me watch my show because I won and the war, and you love me too much to say no."

"…."

"See what I mean?"

"…CHIEF!!!"

The said person emerged from the computer room in the Kon Kinomiya dojo. His trust laptop in hand, Kyouju poked his head through the doorway and made his way into the living room. Seeing the sight of his friends having one end of the remote control amused him greatly. "You guys…"

The golden-eyed boy smiled softly as he heard little snippets of Max and Takao's conversation. He laughed softly as he continued to stir the ingredients he had in the pot. "Hateshinai kono, sora ni. Setsunai omoide dake. Kanjite. Yomigaeru… ano koro no keshiki wo…" Rei sung sweetly while adding dashes of garlic powder into his mixture. He was hoping for the best…he even begged his Onii-san and Kai not to start a fight with one another today. He was starting to regret not having Kai and Onii-san to sign a legal document on not bickering this evening…

In the end, they both fell for his almighty "Kitty Pout of Persuasion." "Now let's just hope they fulfill their promise…" The boy mumbled solemnly, pouring a teaspoon of sesame oil and 'Chicken Bouillon Mix'.

Rei brightened up as he heard several knocks coming from the front door. He smiled happily as he called out "Onii-san! GET THE DOOR FOR ME PLEASE!"

Takao frowned deeply, "Why does Rei have to sound so happy when his 'Kai-Koi' is around?" He questioned Max, ceasing the war for the remote control. Max sighed, "Ty-kun. You would feel very happy if I was coming to visit you, ne?"

"It's different with you though. I love you, and I hate him." Takao stated as he headed toward the door. Kyouju and Max exchanged glances, shaking their heads at Takao disapprovingly.

The person impatiently waiting outside knocked the door again. "I'm coming! I'm coming, Jeez!" Takao growled as he made his way toward the door. He opened the door, glaring at Kai immediately. Before Kai could utter something sarcastic, Takao slammed the door shut in his face and walked away with a smirk portrayed on his face.

Max and Kyouju winced, watching the scene from the couch. Takao is going to be in big trouble with Rei. The raven-haired boy ran outside the kitchen after hearing the 'slam!' The golden-eyed feline tilted his head, "Who was it Onii-san?"

"Just some lost idiot. I told him he was at the wrong residence." Takao replied smoothly, and stopped a few steps away from his little brother, noticing that Rei's fangs were bared back.

Uh Oh…

"ONNNNIIIIII-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!"

Takao rose his arms defensively, not wanting to deal with a tiger at this point. "Oh come on, Rei!" Not bothering to listen, Rei puffed his cheeks and marched swiftly to the door. He quickly opened the door revealing an angry Kai-Koi.

Seeing Rei, The Russian smiled a soft smile only meant for his kitten to see. "Rei…" He whispered softly admiring the beautiful face in front of him. The same sun-kissed skin, golden orbs, and endearing lips. His kitten was in a apron, possibly still cooking dinner. He wore his usual white Chinese robe, embroidered with a yin yang and outlined with gold. Today, Rei was not wearing any wrappings for his hair, but the ebony tresses were tied together loosely, a few strands cascading down his shoulders. Also, he wore rather…form-fitting pants, showing off his curves.

What a lovely site for Kai Hiwatari.

"Kai…" Rei smiled returning his lover's greeting with a hug. He wrapped his arms around Kai's neck. The Russian wrapped his arms around Rei's waist, hoisting his light boyfriend off the ground and into the dojo. Rei giggled softly at Kai's small act of kindness, as he was set back down to the floor. The golden-eyed boy turned around to shut the door. He refaced his love and smiled sheepishly. Kai smirked and leant down knowing what Rei wanted.

He kissed Rei fully on the lips, his arms tightly gripping onto the raven-haired beauty's slender waist. Rei wrapped one arm wrapped around Kai's neck, as the other delicate hand explored through the slate strands of the Russian.

Before the kiss could get deeper however, a certain watchful brother coughed and interrupted the couple, wondering why it had taken so long to answer the door. "Ahem…" Takao made his presence known. Kai and Rei both pulled away, one blushing at the fact of being caught, while the other was currently in a glaring contest with the navy-haired sibling.

The cat-like boy released himself from Kai's hold and shyly returned to the kitchen. "I'll be waiting Kai-Koi…"

The Russian watched the exquisite figure gracefully walk away. Those hips were taunting him…

Takao glared further once realizing where the crimson-eyed lad's attention was. "Oh ho ho. Kai, you naughty-naughty boy. Don't ever do that if I'm around, bastard." He commanded with much vigor.

Max and Kyouju peaked over the couch, suddenly sensing an upcoming battle, realizing Rei had left. They began to make their way toward the Japanese man and Russian youth, not stepping too close in fear of getting hurt. These were very dedicated men, both very protective of Rei…nobody was going to give in easily.

Kai simply rose an eyebrow and smirked. "Is that a threat, Kinomiya?"

Takao narrowed his eyes futher, slightly unnerved. "I believe so…"

"Pity…" Kai commented.

"I bet you can't come up with anything better, hot-shot." Takao challenged.

Kai glared dangerously as he began his statement. "That was a pathetic example. It was unbelievable, but I can't blame you since you've got as much wit as a flea, maybe even smaller than that. I'm sorry that Rei even has to put up with you. How can a beautiful, caring, and intelligent boy such as himself be related to someone as bad-mannered, repulsive, and foolish as you?"

Kai smirked further when he realized when he got no bad-mouth reply. He headed towards the kitchen, lead by Rei's melodious voice. "Now if you excuse me, I believe my koibito is waiting for me."

Takao froze and felt his jaw comically drop to the ground, watching the Russian walk to the kitchen. He felt himself go into action, prepared to run in there and drag that boy out!

Max instantly noticed and clutched onto Takao's arm, "Ty-kun!" Kyouju raced forward and attached himself to Taka's leg. "AHHH! Takao, Stop it!" Takao was fueled with his irritation. The added weight may have slowed him down, but he slowly made his way towards the kitchen.

He dragged the poor boys through the living room. "HIWATARI! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS, DAMMIT!!!!"

So, what do you guys think about Chapter One? Should I continue with this story or not? Please Review guys. I need your opinions very badly, kay? This story plot just popped to me last night...oh well. I know it's rather short, but at least it's KaixRei! (grins)

PLEEEAASSE Review. I'd feel a lot better. PLEASE?! I know it may seem bad, but it'll get better. Or at least I'll try to make it better. Help me out guys? (Smiles nervously)

-StarryNightObsession (Mae)