Disclaimer: If I own the Wizard of Oz..I'd be rich. But I'm not. I just have an fun mind. That's all I get. How...fun. I'd rather be rich.

author's notes:Sorry it took so long for me to write again. I' ve been sick and my pc broke down. Anyway follow the..yellow..brick..crop circles? No, that did'nt

sound right, read on anyway! I comand it {tries to do the evil mwahaha laugh but chokes instead}

P.S I used a sequence where that fortune teller was really Oz wellsomething like that. And those two kids I created on my own. I had to think of something.

Thank you for all that nice e-mail=)

Scarecrow: You mean aliens from another PLANET are here making these signs?

Dorothy: Let me finish... that's what the crackpots want us to think. [qets blanks looks] Stupid pranksters in other words.

Lion: [ way far out in the feild yelling] Than what do these sig,sing,sin, signs mean?

Dorothy: Those aren't signs, there my aunt and uncle's graves. [ At this Lion screeched ] Anyway I called the sheriff about these pranks so please, don't

bring a lot of attention on yourselv'es.

The Tinman was inside looking around. Saw all the pictures of her with her aunt and uncle. They all talked about them after

Dorothy went home, what did they look like, were they nice people? They looked exactly like he pictured. He saw pictures of her on

her prom, graduation day, and even one where she is in a wedding dress. Three framed obituaries of her aunt, uncle, and that guy that was

in the last three pictures. One what seemed to be Christmas with two kids, a boy and a girl. At that time there was a strange sound.

The door was beginning to open.

Alice and Jake: MOM, MOOOM HE PUNCHED ME. NO I DIDN'T. YOU DID ,SO. DON'T LISTEN TO HER SHE'S TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.

THEN HOW'D I GET THIS BOO-BOO. I BARELY TOUCHED YOU. MOM!!!! [They stood there once they saw a huge man made of tin with an axe in

his hand]

Alice: STRANGER, STRANGER!

Jake: [picked up a pan] OK you phsycho, what did you do to our mother? [ throws the pan at the Tinman's head]

Dorothy: Jake! What in hell are you doing? [ seeing his mom all in one and hanging out with a bunch of other loons he realized he made a terrible

mistake and decided to do what was right in his heart.]

Jake: It was all Alice's fault, bye. [ And ran upstairs and locked his door]

Scarecrow: See what you've gone and done Tin, you scared the kids.

Tinman: Hey, the kid didn't run until you walked in, its your fault.

Scarecrow: Is not!

Tinman: Is so, chikenscratch!

Scarecrow: is not, poopy-head!

Tinman: That's It? We followed the !#$&% yellowbrick road to get you a brain and that's all you can

come up with?! Ya know, it's not worth it with you.

Lion: Are you done with the loud words? [shivering behind Alice]

Alice: Mommy, what does !#$&% mean?

Dorothy: It means if I catch you using that word again, you'll see me in a battle to the death.[ looking straight at Scarecrow and Tinman]

Scarecrow: What did I do?

Dorothy: nothing is what you did!

All: OO?????

Alice: Come on Mr. Cat Ed , Edd, and Eddy are on.

Sheriff Wanda: Hello.. Dorothy? Are you watching T.V.? You're not going to believe it. [ And there stood a women exactly like

Glinda. Alice and Lion walk in the room.]

Alice: The same thing is on every chanel.

A.N: Hhhmmm...is Dorothy hiding something? Are the crop circles real? Only I can tell you.

Sorry it's not as good as the last one, I guess I'm a little rusty, and I'm reconsidering the rating. So please R&R.

And pleeeaase don't be too harsh.