GC: I own Pokemon as much as I like to eat cat's liver (HECK NO!!!)

Hey! It's me! Here's my first twoshot. I know, I update too soon. But, enjoy anyway!

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The Makeover

By: Gian-chan

"May! Please!" said Misty, trying to push her into the beauty parlor. May stood still and didn't move. "Misty, Why would I want to take a makeover? I look great as myself." exclaimed May.

"But people think you're a NERD! Besides don't you want Drew to notice you?" said Misty. "...Fine." said May, but she was still unsure.

They went inside Beauty, the beauty parlor. The storeowner greeted them.

"Ah! Velcome to Beauty, the greatest beauty parlor in Cerulean City! My name is Ezperanza. Vhat would you like? Ve have haircuts, hair straightening, makeovers, massages, highlights, hot oil." the storeowner rambled on about the beauty parlor.

"My friend, May here wants a whole body makeover." Misty said, pointing to May.

"Ahh, yes. Maria!" shouted Ezperanza. "You have some work to do!" The girl who was Maria stepped out of the staffs lounge.

Misty went to the waiting room grabbing the first magazine she saw, Pokemon Weekly, and opened to the first page. "May, please come into this room. Maria vill be with you in a minute." said Ezperanza in her Morracan accent.

May went into the room.

Let's hope May looks beter, thought Misty.

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"So you want a makeover, eh?" said Maria. "Well, you're just in luck! I'm a great makeoverist!"

Maria began the comb May's hair. "Wow, your hair is tangly. Not to worry, eh?"

After combing her hair, Maria began to straighten it. "There! Now, you look better already!"

Then, Maria started applying lipgloss and eyeshadow to May's face. She decided not to add blush because May looked stunning without it.

Then she began doing more things that they do in makeovers (I'm no makeoverist. I'm more of a tomboy, you know.)

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After 1 hour

"Wow! May you look great!" said Misty. "This makeover really was good for you!"

"Really?" asked May. "You look stunning!" said Maria.

"Now, let's get you a new wardrobe!" said Misty.

Misty grabbed May's wrist and they exited the parlor. "We're going to the mall!"

They went to every girl's clothing store, Misty grabbing every piece of cute clothing, making May try everything on.

"You look so CUTE in everything, May!" exclaimed Misty. After paying for everything, Misty walked May home and told her, "Wear this tomorrow." giving her a shopping bag with an outfit and shoes inside it.

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At school

"Come on, May!" said Misty, dragging her into school. Ash saw them and went over to where they were.

"Wow, May! You look amazing!" said Ash.

Both Misty and Ash pushed May into homeroom. "EVERYONE!" yelled Misty. "This is Misty Waterflower, presenting, the new, May O'Connor!"

May was pushed in by Ash. Everyone's mouth was opened wide. She was wearing a pink spaghetti strap top with a denim miniskirt and some knee high pink boots. Everyone thought May was drop dead gorgeous.

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Well, that's the first chappie!

May: Review soon!

Ash: What's review mean?

Misty: Ash, you're dumb!

May: Ignore them, review soon!

Why did the daredevil cross the road?

He wanted to play chicken!

I don't really get it, either. Don't blame me, blame the jokebook!

Well, bye!