House of Riots

Sadly I do not own the characters. But someday I will! I will own all own the characters! Except for the third and fourth hokages-they'll probably die by then…

Chapter 1: an ugly childhood

"Gaara get your sand off me! If it collides with water IT MIGHT MAKE MY SHIRT CHANGE COLORS!"

"Kankuro, as fat as you are, I can not control my sand," said Gaara.

But little did he know, that by typing a bunch of words on a computer saying Gaara's sand moved and posting it on he can…So can I!!!

"Gaara! Kankuro! My little pony is on," yelled Temari.

"Oooh goody," said Kankuro. As you could tell even though he is only eight I made him very mature. ;-  "Ooh look a smiley," he said

"Don't tell me…THEY CANCELED BOB THE BUILDER," screamed Gaara.

There was total silence. One second later Gaara yelled, "Sand coffin! Sand bawemasexcromothehomowhatthehellwhyisthisfreakingfoodinmymouth!"

Naruto had appeared out of nowhere and stuffed ramen in Gaara's mouth to save my little pony! Then he ran.

"Gaara you have to pay for the new T.V. again," said Kankuro. "Also just a question to the guy who's writing the this story why do people appear out of nowhere but they run away instead of just disappearing?"

"Just deal with it Kankuro and stop interrupting!" Anyway we are over with the 2-second to 5 hour commercial depending on how fast you read. So now back to the story.

"Why not Temari?" asked Gaara

"That's a great idea Gaara, Temari will pay for a change!"

"Can I pay the insurance bills this month, two?"

"No…If you pay them…I'll kill you," said Gaara.

And they all lived happily ever after. Well more like they all lived happily for a nanosecond.

"Go invent a time machine thingy," said Gaara.

"Okay already," retorted Kankuro.

So then they all went forward eight years so Kankuro is twelve, Temari is thirteen (good luck for you) and Gaara is twelve. Not

In the time machine:

Gaara: Move your fat but Temari!

Temari: Kankuro's the one who needs to loose weight! Besides, when's the last time he took a shower?

Kankuro: Gaara's a complete fatass and he has his Gourd to waste even more room.

End play story type script thingy ma-bobber.

The truth is that this was just some packed rocket. 3…2…1…BLAST OFF!

"Nice graphics," said Temari looking at the real stars.

"They're not mine."

"WHAT," Temari and Gaara both gasped.

"It's a real life rocket."

Suddenly the cork fell off Gaara's gourd

Oh Crap.

"Gaara you retard, you're sand will weigh more because the author feels like making that happen and then the rocket will fall to the ground and then it will explode and then we will all…"

"Slow down there Kankuro, but if you're right I'll give you a cookie."

Suddenly Temari gave Kankuro a cookie. "Oh my god you're right."

AN: I do not know where the hell this came from. Well of course I know that it came from my head but oh well…screw this lousy authors note but mark my words…bananas will rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!