Oh Honestly Ronald and Scarlet Woman

by FloatingBallofLight

Just two little poems I came up with in L.A. class. I really like these.: R/R please! A/N: I know it might say a different pen name, but I assure you this isn't stolen and I was originally going to be under a different penname. So yeah...

Oh, Honestly, Ronald by Ron Loves S.P.E.W.

For so long I have been gone, just to regret my choice.

I finally listen to my head, that bossy internal voice.

So I return with an open heart, ready to receive you,

But instead you cry and beat me up, that's not at all what I thought you would do.

And I have this feeling inside me almost like that ball of light that was shiny,

And I realize that feeling is a mixture of guilt and love,

And that in fact, that bossy, internal voice just happened to be Hermione.

So I think to myself 'you really are a prat'

But this other, stronger voice inside says 'don't think about that'

Because I poured my heart out and it apparently got to her,

I'm no longer afraid. She can know. She can finally know she's my world.

Scarlett Woman by Ron Loves S.P.E.W.

You really are a gentleman and for that I am quite glad,

And when I feel rather glum, you take away the sad.

You carry on polite conversation and have amazing tact,

Some might even say we're pretty good friends, in fact.

You tell me that you love me and that I'm honest and true,

So for a while I play along and pretend that I am with you.

But what if I don't want someone to be tactful and polite,

What if I want someone who cares enough to fight?

What if I want someone who'll make me feel glum?

What if what I'm looking for is the opposite of Krum?

What if I've already fallen for my red-headed best friend?

Well so what if I have? My heart finally beat my head!