Disclaimer: No, I don't own them, or anything for that matter…
SURVIVOR: AKATSUKI
Itachi Tobi Kisame Deidara Zetsu
who will survive?
DAY 1
"Stupid leader. The whale thing never works. Now we're stuck here!"
"But Deidara-senpai, wasn't that your idea?"
"-SHH!- Shut up Tobi, yeah. Now what we need to do is find some food."
"Deidara is right. If we are going to live we need food and water."
"Tobi wants cake!"
"Shut up Tobi!"
"Ok. Itachi and I will find food. Zetsu, you go find some water. Deidara, can you build some shelter with your clay?"
"I guess so, but-"
"Do that. And-"
"But I think that's not a good idea, yeah."
"Just do it! And Tobi, do…… something useful."
"Tobi is a good boy."
"Yes, and Tobi will be a good boy, or I'll eat him." Zetsu glared at Tobi.
A FEW HOURS LATER………
"We found some bananas!"
"There is a small stream not far from here."
"Wow, Deidara, that's like a house!"
"I'm just about finished. Just a bit more…. And…… Finished, yeah."
Kisame looked up at Deidara's creation, "That looks really-"
-BOOOOOM-
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!" Itachi screamed in utter shock.
"Deidara, what just happened!"
"I tried to tell you…"
"You used exploding clay to build a house!"
"That's all I have, yeah!"
"YOU INCOMPETENT IMBECILE!" Half of Zetsu yelled.
Kisame tried to calm them, "Give him a break, I mean, he is a blonde."
"What are you saying, yeah."
"Just that it's ok if YOU forget something like that."
"That's it, yeah. I'm gonna kill you!"
The others watched and placed bets on the winner. After some time, Deidara managed to get a hold of Kisame and throw him into the water. What happened next stunned them all.
"Help! I can't swim!!"
Itachi collapsed as Deidara pointed and laughed. After the laughing stopped, and Itachi regained consciousness, Tobi fished Kisame out of the water (no pun intended). The four began building (Deidara wasn't allowed to build anymore) as their first day on the island came to a close.