SO PADME IS ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH
"Even tho she is completely healthy and has no reason to, Padme is dying." –mechanical droid.
"Sad." –Yoda
"Oh dear." Obi-Wan
"oh no." –Bail organa
"We have to move fast to save her twins." Driod
"She's preganant?" –Bail organs. "I'll take her baby girl because, by a happy coincidence, my wife and I want a baby girl and she's barren and I have erectile dysfunction."
"And what of the boy?" –obi-wan
"who cares we only want a girl" –bail oragona
"to his family on that dessert planet send him." –yoda
"cool I can become a hermit and look out for him I guess" –obi-wan
"HEY!" –Padme from the floaty bed thing "I'm not dying you fukcs I'm just resting because im tired of dealing with skywalker shit." "You'll never take my babies from me." She then proceeds to pop Luke and Leia out of her va-jay-jay at lightning speed. Yoda faints.
Padme picks up her two children and they all leave the asteroid on Bail's ship. Obi-wan carries Yoda. Then after Padme slaps Yoda awake they sit around a table and discuss what should be done about the empire. Padme is breast feeding both luke and leia at the same time.
"So how are you fucks planning on saving the galaxy?" -Padme
"Go live in a hut by myself I will." –Yoda
"Why talk normal can't you greenie?" –Padme "save us how will that?" Yoda grumbles and crosses his arms like a child.
"I've never seen tiddies before." –Obi-wan stares at Padme's boobies.
"I might have some contacts in the senate who can help us destroy the empire." –Bail origami
"Good contact them and tell them to help us." –Padme
"Yeah alright." –Bail orgy. He leaves the area to contact his people that he knows are probably not evil.