Curiosity Killed the Keybearer (Ch. 1)

Hey, thanks for waiting patiently guys! As said in mainly all of my fics, (t) and (t: da da da da) means thinking, (w) and (w: da da da da) means whispering, and (m) and (m: da da da da) means mumbling. Also, I no own Kingdom Hearts so don't ask. Now for our feature presentation...ation...ation.

"Please?"

"No."
"Just one?"
"No."
"Aw come on, please!"
"No! No I said! No means no!"
"... ... ...Please? Just one kiss?"
"I want $20, now."
"What! What did I do?"

The two stood on the white sands of the beach, after a viscous traning session with the sun just starting to set. A typical scene in the lives of the two islanders, Sora and Riku.

Sora: Come on, if I give you my last $20, how am I supposed to get some ice cream?
Riku: (turning his back on him) You should have thought of that before you got flirty.

Sora: ..Oh yeah? (tackles Riku in the water)
Riku: (spitting out water) You little punk!

Thus follows a playful little fight in the water, Sora of course, losing. When it comes to physical strength, he just can't beat Riku. Even as I narrate this, Sora is struggling to get his head above water.

Riku: (still dunking Sora's head under water) Ha ha! You know you can't beat me-aahhh! (just got pulled under water)

After that little scuffle, the two got out of the water and headed for home, soaked and out of breath.

Riku: Don't think that I forgot my $20, Sora.

Sora: (still catching his breath) ...Wha...what $20?

Riku: (giving Sora a noogie) Don't try to weasel out of it!
Sora: OW! Hey, that hurts! Ok, fine, it's in my bookbag. (saw that Riku was heading towards his backpack) No, I'll get it!
Riku: (reaching into the bag and instead pulling out some pics of himself) What are these doing in here?
Sora: (grabbing the backpack) Idon'tknowhowthatgotinthere!
Riku: (amazed that Sora could talk that fast) Wha-Just give me my money.

Sora: Here. (giving him the money) I don't owe you anymore, right?
Riku: Hmm...can't think of anything else. Wanna get some ice cream?
Sora: Huh, you're gonna buy me some!
Riku: Yeah, 'cause I'll be using your money! (ran towards the ice cream shop)

Sora: (pouts) Hey, that's not funny! (ran after him)

At the Ice Cream Shoppe

Riku: Don't exceed $20, got it?
Sora: Oookay...(clearly thinking about all of the Ü¥e#Àñ' 36,2l,2l222ªG(2ì2˜2Tî2f he does this look, he gets what he wants)
Sora: Pweeeezze? (eyes even bigger)

Riku: It won't work on me.

Sora: PWEEEEEEEZZEEE? (adding extra charm and a whimper)

Riku: (giving up) Fine. (sigh) (t: There goes my allowance...)

Sora: Ok, I want everything I ordered put on top of the Mega Happy Volcano loaded with Happiness and Sugar Ice cream Mountain! With chopped peanuts and almonds and extra powdered sugar!
Cashier: Wow, your total is $38.90.

Riku: (giving the cashier the money) You owe me again, Sora.

Sora: (struggling to hold up the enoromous bowl of ice cream) I know, I know.

While they sat down to enjoy their treats, Riku, still kind of frustrated about the money, notices how obnoxious Sora can be.

Riku: (t: Look at him, how can he even eat all of that! He just got all that just to spite me. now watching Sora slowly licking the back of the spoon then getting a big spoonful and slowly sucking it, making loud slurping noises Grrrrr..little punk. By the time he's done with that, the rest will be melted)

5 minutes later

The two are now walking home amidst the golden sunset, (it's so much sun you'd think they were in Twilight Town!) Sora's belly full of ice cream, Riku's wallet a lot emptier.

Sora: My mouth is so cold I can see my breath. (blowing out cold breath)
Riku: Tch, and I still don't see how you ate all of that and not one brain freeze.

Sora: Nope. (still blowing)

Riku: How can the hero of light be so...annoying?

Sora: (stopped blowing) You think I'm annoying?
Riku: Well, you are a little, I mean...

After this word, Sora just stared at Riku. His tall, lean, masculine figure, that silver hair shining in the sun, his eyes, that beautiful turquoise blue encased in a slender frame, and those thin, kissable lips. Those, lips. Just waiting for someone. For Sora. They wanted Sora's lips. They were forming his name in that elegant dance on that beautiful face. They called for him...Sora...Sora...Sora!

Riku: Sora! Are you okay?
Sora: (still dazed, staring at Riku's lips) I'm coming.

And with that, Sora answered Riku's lips with a deep, intense kiss. That joining, this silent moment of love, Sora whished it would never end but-

POW!

A sucker punch in the gut ends the sensation.

Riku: (standing next to the now cringing Sora) Keep trying me Sora. I don't like you like that! What does it take to get that through your head? Tch, you'll learn someday. See ya. (left)

Sora: (holding his stomach) What cough did I do?

In Sora's room

Now, the young keybearer is laying on his bed, staring at the celing, which has a life-size poster of Riku on it, thinking of ways to get his love to, well love hm back.

Sora: Hmm...I could, no that wouldn't work. Maybe if...no, then I'd have to go to the hospital. Well...if he turned-that's just stupid! (sat up) Oh Riku, how can I prove my love for you. (sighed, then looked towards his keyblade) If only the keyblade could unlock the hidden love for me in your heart...What can I do? (looked through a black magic book he "borrowed" from Riku's room and stopped on a pasagge on "love potions") Tch, love potions... ... ...Wait-a love potion! That's it! But there's no recipe. What I need is a scientist...like Vexen! (got up and ran to the door, but stopped) There's no way he'll help me, but I gotta try, for my love! (ran out)

When he arrived at Castle Oblivion, he started to get nervous. When he reached the door, he was paranoid.

Sora: Ok, ok, just ask for Vexen, they're not gonna hurt me, I mean yeah sure they hatemeandeverything-(takes a deep breath) ...Ok. (knocks on door)

Xigbar: (opens door) Oy! 'Bout time the pizza guy got here!-Eh, (saw Sora) What d'you want?
Sora: Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh-

Xigbar: Spit it out!

Sora: CouldIpleasetalktoVexensoIcanaskhimifhecouldmakealovepotionpleasesoitwouldbeokayifyoujustgethimandnothurtme? (takes several deep breaths)

Xigbar: (sweat drop) Uhh...what?
Larxene: He wants to see vexen, (leads Sora in) you'll have to excuse that old geezer. Wait here and I'll get him. (left)

Xigbar: Old geezer am I? I'm not the one wanting botox!

Larxene: You're the one who really needs it!
Sora: I wonder why they're being so nice to me.

In Larxene's room

Larxene: Ok, he's a sitting duck. What should we do?
Axel: I say we jump him!

Lexaeus: Yeah, just beat the living daylights outta him!
Xigbar: (walking in) heh heh, as long as I'm in it. (pulled out his guns)

Larxene: This is gonna be great, let's do it!

Chapter 1 is now complete. Fwa ha ha ha! Reviews make me smile and other people smile when i smile and you smile when other people smile as well as me smiling. Fwa ha ha ha!