Jo sat in front of the black and white tv. The DVD player was on pause, half way through the scene. It wasn't the first time.

"Who the hell is this bimbo? Why won't she die?"

She checked the proboards. She checked yahoogroups. She checked Stephen J. Cannell's official website, hoping for an explanation. Just what on earth were they thinking?

There was none.

Putting pen to paper, she drafted a note to Anchor Bay...

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To whom it may concern;

I just watched the Greatest American Heroine. I've been robbed.

I want my money, and my hour, back.

Jo Pierce