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Hermione Granger: Hello. I'm Hermione. I'm in love with Ginny.
Ginny Weasley: Hey. I'm Ginny. I'm in love with Hermione.
Harry Potter: Hello. I'm Harry. I'm in love with Sirius.
Sirius Black: Hello! I'm Sirius. I'm in love with Harry, but I'm having an affair with Remus.
Remus Lupin: Hello, I'm Remus. I'm in love with Severus, but I'm having an affair with Sirius.
Severus Snape: Hello. I am Severus. I am in love with Remu…. Wait a second. Remus, you just said your having an affair with Sirius!!!!
Harry Potter: And Sirius! You said you were having an affair with Remus!
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black: We…um… we were um… just… just kidding? Yeah, um… ha ha ha…. Ha ha… ha?
Severus Snape and Harry Potter: You horrible cheating scum!!! We will never get over you!!! (they start crying on each other's sholders)
Harry Potter: You know what?
Severus Snape: What?
Harry Potter: I say screw them. I've been in love with you for as long as I can remember. Will you be my boyfriend?
Severus Snape: I've always loved you to, Harry!!! Lets go make out!!
Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley: Wait! What about us? We only had one line each!
DaughteroftheClayr: I couldn't think of any other girl SLASHes that I like. Sorry.
Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape: That's because boys rule the world!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, DaughteroftheClayr: NO THEY DON'T!
Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape: YES THEY DO!!!!!
Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, DaughteroftheClayr: NO THEY DON'T!
Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape: YES THEY DO!!!!!
Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, DaughteroftheClayr: NO THEY DON'T!
Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape: YES THEY DO!!!!!
Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, DaughteroftheClayr: NO THEY DON'T!
Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape: YES THEY DO!!!!!
Ect, ect.
THE END!!!!
(A/N: Boys do NOT rule the world! Cats do.)