Disclaimer: I do not own Gone With The Wind or any of the characters in this parody.
And off we go!
Scene One:
Scarlett- War war war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream. (Smiles widely. Too widely.) Besides, there isn't going to be any war.
The twins stare at her incredulously; then completely ignore what she said, rolling their eyes at each other.
Twin 1- (Muttering) Dude, why do we hang out with her?
Twin 2- Shrugs
T1- Anyway, war isn't it exciting?
S- If either of you boys says war just once again, I'll go in the house and slam the door.
Both Twins- WAR!
Scarlett then makes a huge show of standing up to leave. No one stops her. She makes it to the door before giving up.
S- Alright I'll stay. But remember! I warned you!
The twins ignore her again.
T1- So man are we going to the barbeque they're having at the Wilkes'?
T2- (shrugs) I guess since we can never do anything apart.
S- Oh yes! You can have all my waltzes! First Brent then Stuart then Brent then Stuart again. I promise!
The twins panic.
T1- But- but you can't do that to us!
T2- What if we tell you a secret?
T1- (desperately) Yes! A secret!
S-(suspiciously) About who?
T2- Well you know Miss Melanie Hamilton from Atlanta?
S- Uh…no…
T2- Well she's visi- What do you mean no? She was here last summer!
S- (sarcastically) Oh I magically remember her now.
T2- ANYWAY, she's visiting the Wilkes' at Twelve Oaks and everyone's saying that Ashley Wilkes is gonna marry her.
Scarlett is shocked.
T1- Now do we have to dance with you?
S- (not really listening.) Of course not.
She wanders off mumbling something about love.
The twins watch her until she's out of earshot.
T2- Dude I knew that would get her off our backs.
T1- You're brilliant bro. So is that actually true?
T2- Naw, man.
End Scene One.
A/N: Sooooo what do you think guys? Should I quit while I'm ahead? (Thanks for reading though!)