Go easy on me please, I still need help with fan fiction.

This is an older work somewhat and was posted on my dA, which is why Saya is in it I don't know if she wants to be removed from it or not. I decided to post here because I have nothing better to do. I think I might hide after this I'm quite afraid of the results of posting this.

Un-beta'd story, also I fail at humor and interrupt some of the fanfic

Do not own KHR! or DGM.

How it happened no one will ever know.

For one Lavi noticed that A. He was no longer in his room slacking off on work like usual and B. There was something squirming under him.

"Ehhhh..." Lavi got off what ever he was currently squishing, to find a five year old wearing a cow suit... "Uhh..." the child shot up in an instant "WHY DID YOU SQUASH THE MIGHTY LAMBO!?"

'He speaks in third person...'

"Ehh, sorry about that..." Lavi scratched the back of his neck. "The mighty Lambo accepts your apology!" Lambo laughed.

'This kid's ego needs to be taken down a notch or two...'

"Anyway...Who are you? Trespassing on Lambo's land is bad you know!" Lambo asked/yelled "I don't know yet... you could say I'm lost..." Lavi chuckled nervously "Then Lambo will take you back to his house!'

'I highly doubt a kid his age could own a house'

'You, shut the hell up for once Dammit...crap I'm starting to talk like Yuu-chan.'

-At Tsuna's house-

"Ehh, Lambo...do you know where we are..." Lavi looked at the house "Lambo's house." Lavi resisted the urge to slap his forehead "He's hopeless..."

'Now I know how Yuu-chan feels...'

"MAMA, LAMBO'S HOME!" Lavi covered his ears as Lambo yelled his 'I'm home!'

"Ahh, welcome back Lambo-kun! Oh is this another playmate of yours?" Lavi looked up at the woman...wait a second up...?

'DAMMIT I'M STILL CHILD SIZED!'

"Tsuna and the others are up stairs I'll go make some snacks now." Lavi felt the collar of his shirt being tugged and stairs brush his back.

'Ow ow ow ow ow...'

"REBORN! I'LL GET YOU THIS TIME!"

'Damn he's loud...'

'I though I told you to shut up...can't a guy get any peace in his own mind anymore?'

While Lavi was having his inner battle with himself, Lambo had gone sailing out the window and he was now being stared at by the other occupants of the room. Meaning Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamato and Reborn.

'Oi, stop standing like an idiot!'

'That does mean you're standing like an idiot too ya know.'

LAVI: 1

DIRK: 0

Lavi came back to the world to notice he was being poked by a finger. "Hey, you can cut the poking out." the poking stopped "Who are you..? Another hit man?"

'Hit man...? Why would I look like a hit man..?'

"No...My younger self was squashed by him..." The four looked at the owner of the voice "Ehhhh?" "I'm Lambo and I still don't know your name" "Lavi." "Anyway, how did you manage to Land on me anyway?" Adult Lambo asked "No Idea one moment I'm in my room slacking off on paper work the next I'm on you." Lavi looked puzzled for a second.

'You do know how utterly idiotic and wrong that sounded right?'

LAVI: 1

DIRK: 1

"Anyway may I ask what year it is?" "2008" (Don't know the year sorry...) Lavi just about died right then and there "Ohhh...So much history I haven't recorded!"

All of a sudden POOF.

Lavi's head spun for a second he looked to the other four and noticed he was a bit taller...

And he almost jumped for joy HE WAS LAVI SIZED AGAIN! REJOICE!

"Was he under the effects of the ten year bazooka?" "Not to my knowledge." "How'd he change clothes too?" "No idea"

'Because I'm just that awesome, more awesome than Bak'

'Meaning I'm awesome too.'

'Nope, you're just a bastard.'

LAVI: 2

DIRK: -1

'STOP CHANGING THE SCORE BOARD DAMMIT!'

NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS DIRK!

'How'd you get in the story?'

YOU SAW NOTHING OK?

Sure they didn't Aku

Saya you take their side over mine?!

They do have awesome coats and legs like sex.

Traitor...

GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

Alright alright I get it already! sheesh.

"Anyway, where did you come from Lavi?" Reborn asked the now regular sized exorcist "You wouldn't believe me if I told you." "Would you like to talk in private then?" "Sure."

Lavi and the small hit man went to another room. "Well go ahead." "Well have you heard of Exorcists?" "Yes, they existed about two hundred years ago." "How will I put this I'm an Exorcist-not-Exorcist...?" "I see."

The two talked for a while until most of Lavi's story telling was done.

"Now how are you going to get back to your time period?" Reborn asked "I have no idea actually..."

Poor, poor Lavi.