HEY Y'ALL! So I have really been into B-man and Harley together, and I attempted a different batman fanfic but I gave it, it wasn't happening. I realized I am better at one-shots, so this is a one-shot series all involving Batman and Harley Quinn. This one is short, sorry!


Hands slid down Harley's legs as she squirmed out of Batman's grasp.

"Quinn!" Batman shouted before tackling her to the ground again.

Harley let out a cry of pain as her head took most of the impact. She whimpered as she tried to grab on to a piece of metal on the rooftop to drag herself away but he was flat against her. Batman flipped her over on her back, she grimaced as old cuts reopened.

"Give me the money you stole, Quinn." The Bat demanded, twisting her hand a bit for good measure.

Harley cried out in pain, biting her lip to stop it from quivering.

"Please, B-man! I can't go back empty-handed or he's gonna kill me!" Harley pleaded, her eyebrows creasing in worry behind the mask. "Please just let me go!"

"I need the money." Batman pressed on, his grip only faltering slightly.

"But he's gonna kill me." Harley's voice shook. She began to squirm again.

Harley attempted to kick him in the groin but Batman swiftly dodged her leg. Her breathing began to speed up, she knew that there was no getting out of this one, her oncoming death was inevitable. Harley felt her blood trickle down her forehead to her eye but she couldn't wipe it away. Instead she squirmed under the feeling of his rough armor as he wiped the blood away himself.

"Give me half." Batman finally spoke. "At least then I might get you a beating instead of sending you to your death."

Harley flinched and jerked away as his hand dug into her pocket, but then realized he was fishing out a portion of the money.

He stood up without bothering to help her, vanishing into thin air as quick as he came. Harley slowly got to her feet, running a finger around the new gash in her head. As she limped back to the hideout, Harley hoped that the money would be enough to give her the night.

Sometimes she wished things were different.