Title: Conflict Resolution + Itachi
Pairing: none
Rating: T
Warnings: ummm…lack of nail polish
Disclaimer: All hail Masashi Kishimoto; Naruto belongs to him, not me.
But that's a good thing, because I would ruin it...
"Um…Itachi-san, why are we doing this?" kisame asked his homicidal partner.
"Because there is nothing to do and deidara says this will keep my mind off killing for a while." Itachi answered coldly.
"But Itachi-san, it's not like you to listen to others…and why deidara, of all people?"
"That idiot hid all of the nail polish…"
"Umm is the nail polish really that important?"
"YES!! Our nail polish symbolizes the meaning of our lives; it shows that we will always have victory! And that bastard had to go and hide it!! I suppose I could just kill him, but then I would have to look for the nail polish myself…"
"But do we really have to play BINGO..?"
"Who said anything about bingo? We are playing Scrabble."
Itachi pulled out a box of scrabble from under a couch and dusted it off. He set it on the table and opened it up.
Kisame scratched his head "Itachi-san, I can't play scrabble. My mind isn't developed enough yet."
"Shut up."
"Itachiii…."
"Shut up"
"But I can't pla-"
"We are playing scrabble, whether you like it or not." Itachi gave kisame a death stare to end all death stares. Kisame couldn't argue…he was trapped now.
-20 minutes later-
The horrid game of scrabble had nearly ended, kisame was out of breath and looked as though he had been slapped by grandma kisame herself. (WTF?) Itachi had a deadly look on his face, so frightening that if he even blinked in the direction of someone, the skin and flesh would peel off of their body in an instant.
"Kisame.."
"Umm y..yes itachi-san..?"
"Every word you made has the word ass in it!"
Kisame looked down at the scrabble board: assemble, assume, ass, ass…
He looked at the words itachi had created..: stab, death, blood, watermelon…wait what?
"But itachi-san, almost every word you made is about killing..so..umm.."
"………"dead silence.
"Ita-"
Im gonna kill you!!
Kisame stood up quickly and ran for the hills. "Im going back to mother!!" he said with tears in his eyes.
Deidara popped his head out of the akatsuki lair.
"Well I guess itachi really can't go for long without his nail polish before wanting to kill someone, un."
"So much for leader-sama's "conflict resolution" idea." Hidan added
"I told you." Sasori exclaimed with pride "now pay up."
OWARI
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Lolz, they made a bet, in case you couldn't figure that out….
Silly deidara, itachi will kill people even with his nail polish.
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