A/N: So many HP blog stories, I thought it was time for a good Twilight one. Besides, I had so many good username ideas...

Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer. I am not the little voice in Stephenie Meyer's head that tells her the story. I am not deluded into believing (not yet, anyway) that Stephenie Meyer is my alter-ego.

Enjoy! REVIEW!!

Welcome to the new Forks blog! Everyone may feel free to post, and we have privacy settings so that the whole town can't see your personal secrets. This blog is all thanks to the gracious donation of the Cullens, so be sure to thank them!

Thoughts of a New Girl

By: Isabella Swan

Hi, everyone. I'm Bella Swan, new here, and i thought i'd say hello. Um...the people in forks have been really friendly so far, with the exception of...never mind, and I'm doing well in school. Does anyone know anything about Edw--I mean, the Cullens?

Comments:

I'm so glad you like Forks! The Cullens keep to thmselves, though, so i would'nt bthr w/ thm.

--Jessica

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Hi Bella! how do u like schul so far? dont worry about Cullen, he's a jerk. say, r u doing anything this weeknd?

--Mike

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Thinking about the cullens, bella? they wold'nt lik u anyway.

--Lauren

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Don't worry about Edward, Bella. You didn't do anything wrong. It's just...something about you. But I can see we're going to be such great friends! I can't wait!

--Alice

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Um, thanks...i think...

--Bella

All About FASHION!!

By:Alice Cullen

I hope Edward comes to his senses soon... I can see he will, but it's SO HARD TO WAIT!! ( Jasper's glad that Edward split--his emotions didn't really help his self-control--but I'm bored. I can't wait until he brings Bella back. It's a good thing he's all the way in Denali--I wouldn't want him to read my thoughts, he doesn't even know he'll fall in love with her. Ooops! I'd better delete this blog post!

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My Life Is A Lie

By: Edward Cullen

I've blocked everyone from this blog and I'm sitting here typing on a computer in Denali,

because I don't want anyone to see this and i need to write my feelings out. i don't know what I'm going to do! That girl--it's like she's a demon in disguise sent to torment me! It was an agony--the thirst, sharper than ever before, the delicious scent of that curtain of her hair... like fresh flowers, something floral and just... I can't describe it. i only know that in that class, with all those people watching, it took everything I had to resist. And later... it's too hard to think about. But here's one thing i don't get... why was alice hiding her thoughts from me before i left?

Even though I have no soul, i can't help begging the lord for mercy, for that innocent girl.

What am I going to do?

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ForeverADoctor: Edward? Are you okay? Esme's worried. She'd ask you herself, but she, well, doesn't quite understand the concept of the on/off button yet, let alone blogs.

StillAHighSchooler: I'm not sure. Carlisle... what am i going to do? I wish I was as strong as you.

ForeverADoctor: That's not an easy question, Edward, and the only one who can answer it is you. Know that the whole family is behind you, of course, and if you really feel you can't resist... we'll move.

StillAHighSchooler: You can't! Everyone's just gotten settled! And your job!

ForeverADoctor: If you really need to move, then we'll manage. remeber, we all want you to be happy.

Prada&Gucci: Edward! Snap out of it! get your butt back home and stop being so mean to Bella!

ForeverADoctor: Alice, Edward and I are having a private discussion. Now get off before i confiscate the computer in your room.

Prada&Gucci: No fair! I'm not the one who ran off to Denali without even telling his sister!

ForeverADoctor: Alice...

Prada&Gucci: Fine, fine, I'm going!

Prada&Gucci has signed off.

ForeverADoctor: I'm sorry about that, Edward. You know how Alice is.

StillAHighSchooler: She's right, though. I can't do that to the others... i need time to think. Tell Esme I love her, Carlisle. Goodbye.

StillAHighschooler has signed off.

ForeveraDoctor: Be careful, Edward.

ForeverADoctor has signed off.

Soooooo... what'd you think? Review... you know you want to...