Disclaimer: For my admission that I don't own Superman, see "Concordancia". For my admission that I didn't take the above picture, see "Tabernacles".
Clark Kent looked up in alarm as his best friend came in, nursing his jaw. "Jimmy, what happened?" he said.
Jimmy Olsen groaned. "I'm an idiot, that's all," he said. "You know Eve, in accounting? I asked her when her baby was due."
"Oh." Clark frowned. "I didn't know she was expecting."
"Neither did she," said Jimmy. "That's what happened to my jaw."
"Ah."
"How do you do it, Clark?" Jimmy demanded. "I've seen you ask dozens of women that question, and you've never been wrong once. What's your secret?"
Clark smiled. "Well… let's just say I have inside information."