The 12 Days of Christmas: X Man style

Author: Music and Rubai Disclaimer: Please For Christmas Santa we'd like Wolverine. Summery: The Christmas season in the X universe. Basically 12 days meets the X men. Be afraid, be v. afraid. Music's Author Note: Yes, I know this is rather late but hey! The 12 days of Christmas original started on Christmas and went into January. So stay in the holiday spirit and please review!!

You know the tune, sing:

On the 1st day of Christmas Xavier's School for Gifted Students gave to me: Xavier and Magneto shagging in a pear tree

2nd Day of Christmas: Two dancing Wolvies

3rd Day of Christmas: 3 of Iceman's thongs

4th Day of Christmas: 4 PMS Storms

5th Day of Christmas: 5 schizophrenic Rogues

6th Day: 6 dead Jeans

7th Day: 7 sweaty Sabertooths

8th Day: 8 of Scott's ugly sweaters

9th Day: 9 pompous Pyros

10th Day: 10 tipsy Toads

11th Day: 11 Nut cracking Mystiques

And..

12 Horrified Students!!!

Music's Author Note 2: Well that's it. Have a great Holiday Season and review even if it is to say, "You suck dead rat through a straw." Thanks and cheers!