Probst: These, are the Japanese islands, where these 16 castaways will spend 39 days, they have not yet been divised into tribes, they must learn to adapt, or they'll be VOTED OUT of the game. 39 days, 16 animals, 1 Survivor!

A Japanese theme plays showing the 16 castaways

Kofuku: Marina, Pippy, Gruff, Patty, Sven, Kyle, Wolfgang, Kiki

Bureibu: Dora, Agent S, Freya, Oxford, Champ, Simon, Goldie, Chow

Probst: Hello Castaways, and WELCOME TO SURVIVOR ANIMAL CROSSING

Castaways: WOOHOO!

Probst: The rabbit in the green, whats your name?

Pippy: Pippy

Probst: Pippy, how does it feel to actually make the show?

Pippy: I'm thrilled!

Probst: Goat in the purple, whats your name?

Gruff: I'm Gruff.

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Kiki: I think Gruff is sooooooo hawt like, REALLY hawt!

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Probst: Gruff, do you think this game will be difficult.

Gruff: I wouldn't sign up if there was no difficulty to it.

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Say in the reviews who you want to win!

Probst: That difficulty will be tested, in your very first immunity challenge.

Castaways: Gasp

Probst: Inside that forest there are two necklaces, your job is to get them, one for a man, and one for a woman, if you get one, you get safety.

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Pippy: DAMMIT, I don't need a f***ing challenge 10 minutes after we get off the plane. I'm pissed the hell off right now.

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Probst: Survivors ready... GO!

Everyone starts running

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Freya: I'm too fabulous for a f***ing tropical wasteland, I might as well quit, but not yet.

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Agent S: I FOUND IT! Grabs necklace and runs to Probst

Probst: Agent S has the female necklace!

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Agent S: That little bitch was easy to find, I'm a bounty hunter for god's sake, these little boogers are all gonna go down in one f***ing hit. giggles

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Sven: So ve're vrunning ya, and I find te necklace ya. Almost as good as a schnitzel ya.

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Probst: Sven has the male necklace!

Everyone gathers around Probst, Sven, and Agent S.

Probst: Agent S, and Sven, these necklaces gurentee you immunity... for at least 10 more minutes.

Sven: gasp Oh ya vat about te ovvers ya?

Probst: You two will pick tribes until there is a man and a woman left, those two must get on a boat, and head home.

Freya: Can I just say? Please don't pick me, nature is gross.

Sven: Oh, I pick Pippy ya.

Pippy: Thank god.

Agent S: Oxford, get your fatass over here.

Oxford: YES!

Sven: I choose Volvgang ya.

Wolfgang: Yas!

Agent S: Dora.

Dora: OH GOODIE!

Sven: I choose Kiki ya.

Kiki: Thanks!

Agent S: Simon.

Simon: PRAISE DA LORD!

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Simon: Us children of Jesus need to watch ourselves here, it's what God would want.

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Sven: I pick Kyle ya.

Kyle: Yaaaaaaaaas. 3

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Wolfgang: It hasen't been one hour, and I already hate almost everyone here, especially Kyle, there can be only one gay wolf!

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Agent S: I pick Goldie.

Goldie: Thanks.

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Goldie: I don't plan on talking that much, I'll just be quiet until I win.

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Sven: I pick Patty ya.

Patty: YEE HAW

Agent S: I pick that little son of a bitch Chow.

Chow: Very disrespectful and rude.

Probst: Sven, if you pick Marina, Freya goes home, however if you pick Freya, Marina goes home.

Sven: Well, um... Freya did say zat she vants to go home ya, so I pick Marina ya.

Marina: Thank Goodness!

Probst: Freya, get on the boat.

Freya: Finally! It's about time ugh, my nails are peeling.

Probst: Agent S, you can pick Gruff, or Champ.

Agent S: Champ is buff, I pick him.

Champ: HA! I'M THE MOST VALUED ONE HERE!

Probst: Gruff, get on the boat.

Gruff: Bye guys.

The boat leaves with Freya, and Gruff in it.