As soon as Toad took one step forward, he heard the harsh clanking sound of metal brushing against metal. He turned around abruptly came face to face with the true horror abounding in the hallways.
"I am Robo-Boo!" clanged a bionic phantom. He looked like a Boo, but mechanical and dripping oil from the tongue.
Toad scoffed at the sight. He was brave, not someone to be trifled with. He waddled up to Robo-Boo and grabbed his slippery tongue tight. It was made from a fibrous material that felt fleshy, despite inorganic.
"Relinquish my tongue, fool!" howled the monster.
"NO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" screamed Toad as he clenched the tongue even tighter and made his biceps bulge out to the size of watermelons.
Toad's arm veins pulsated violently as he roared and thrashed his neck from side to side in a deadly manner. The sweat from his brow covered his entire face and traveled down his chest, causing the skin to gleam in the pale moonlight.
Robo-Boo squealed in terror as Toad got more and more hunky and muscly with each passing second. He had never seen anything quite like it.
As Toad continued to growl ferociously, his studly pecs and abs became more defined. Moments later, he had attained a twenty-eight pack and there was no sign of him from halting his sick gains.
Toad's arm muscles continued to expand, as did the muscles in his neck. He was popping veins in his cap as if he was having an infinite series of aneurisms.
Robo-Boo wailed horrified as he watched each of Toad's stubby fingers morph into four separate Anchor Arms and one ginormous thumb.
Toad's eyes ignited with the harsh radiation of a thousand bloody supernovas and his teeth grated like a set of killer salad-tossers.
Toad then ripped Robo-Boo's artificial proboscis to shreds as his voice rumbled like a volcano about to burst.
After the damage was dealt, Toad piledrove Robo-Boo into the floor and drilled him down five stories into the haunted mansion. Toad roared as he descended further and further, reaching the basement where he slammed his foe into the cement and created an instant crater.
"Shinu, akuma no yoru!" Toad howled as he grinded the ghoul's face into the concrete, with his enormous fist.
When the dust finally settled Toad, jumped back and focused his energy. Robo-Boo blinked weakly and looked over at Toad, who was now on fire.
Then Toad called upon his Stand, Tonka Toad the Destroyer. "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" Using the combined efforts of their flaming fists of deathly aura, Toad and his Stand pummeled the mechanical menace into oblivion.
The last punched from the two was so explosive that it launched a shockwave that split Yoshi's Island in two and half of the population fell into the boiling core.
The dust took longer to settle this time, but in the end, Toad was standing victorious, albeit panting from giving it his all. Fortunately, the war was won…
Except…
"NANI!?" cried Toad as he saw the silhouette of a large figure cradling Robo-Boo in a single clawed hand.
"Yoku yatta..." rasped the beast tauntingly. "Watashi wa kuupaa desu..."
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