Hello, people of the Internet! I am not dead! Yay! *insert wild cheering* Anyways, I haven't been able to wirte much, because I got a new computer and my mom dropped my old computer off at my dad's house WITHOUT LETTING ME PUT ALL MY STORIES ON A FLASH DRIVE. So I pretty much have to wait another WEEK before I can write anymore for LATEOTT(or whatever I called the story I'm still writing, I forgot), since I already started the next chapter. Sorry! Until then, please enjopy my first attempt at a humorous story about a very annoying Mary-Sue.
One day (for some strange reason) all of the Naruto guys were walking in the woods. There was Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, Rock Lee, Shino, Kiba, and Choji. They were all talking to each other, apparently not caring that Sasuke had betrayed them all and tried to kill each of them at least once before.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone leapt from a tree, and landed just inches in front of them. When the dust settled, they saw that it was a girl, around fifteen.
She had purple hair, which looked green in the sunlight and bright red in the moonlight. Her eyes weren't the same colors. One of them looked brown, but could have been orange. The other looked blue, but could have been hazel. She was average height, and ridiculously skinny. She was wearing something that barely even based for clothes. It was a red dress, which was too short and too tight.
"Hello." She said, "My name is Kirilana Mizuki Addison Cherry Blossom Smith. I'm the jinchuuriki of the fifty-seven tailed duck. My father was half Uchiha and half Hyuuga, and my mother was half Uzumaki and half Inuzuka, so I'm actually the long-lost cousin of Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, and Kiba. I also have Sharingan, Byakugan, and Rinnegan. My father killed my mother because he was insane, so I killed him when I was two. Ever since then, I've been on my own. No one loves me, and I'm an outcast because of my power and sexiness. Please love me."
"Okay!" all of the boys said at once.
So she went home with all of them, eventually deciding to finally move in with Shikamaru. They started dating, but then she cheated on him with Kankuro. She and Kankuro ended up getting married, and they had twelve kids. All of the boys looked like Kankuro, and all of the girls looked like Kirilana-Cherry-Smith-whatever-her-name-is.
But then, when their youngest child was only three, Kankuro was killed in a war. He was twenty-nine, and Kiri-whatever was twenty-seven. She was depressed for a while, but then she married Gaara and everything was okay again. She had five kids with Gaara; all boys. They all lived happily ever after.
THE END
How was it? Did you hate it? I did. Just sayin'. Anyways, read and review, my peeps. Go ahead and flame me too, if you want.
BEFORE ANY OF YOU ASK: I meant to write this "fanfiction" (I'm disgusted to even call it that) aligned to the center. That just made it all the more annoying.(
Oh, and did you know, on Word(2010 edition) that spellcheck lists 'Sauce' as a spelling suggestion when you type in 'Sasuke'? I found that out when I was writing this. XD