Note:
In this true story, the charecters are showing as their real selves. I have not censored it like the the mainstream storys.
A long time ago in a galaxy ...
This is the epic story of Jr. ScootyBootys quest to find the the legendary Horse Mask Jr. ScootyBooty was singing a song about a g-string. Suddenly it bumped into Agent Zack-Potter-Chan. "Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house." "Yes I come here every year." Suddenly, an explosion was put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex!
They turned around . But they magicaly got sucked onto a ancient skeliton. "oh no us have Fallen over " said Emo Sp00n Sweg-Senpai. "I believe Vampire Voldeport is behind this!"
"Behind what?"
"He is behind an evil evil master plan to dominate Midgard." "How"? Using a powerfull killer desk and killing God with it!. "can we stop him?" Yes, by finding the temporal clock of hell. "where?" In the magical castle , hidden in the mountings of death , opposite the book to mordor.
"Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!" "Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!" And with that they left MG! We are almost there", Jr. ScootyBooty said after traveling for ages. "GOOD GRIEF, I didnt think we had journed this far!" They sat down for a rest break and to plot their trajectory into the evil ones HQ base. "WE must find the Horse Mask. "I forgot all about that", said Jr. ScootyBooty, who was generaly considered a moron, so we all laugh at them for forgetting. HAHA! Funny hu? "HAHA, you remember now" "yes" "Good" "yes" "Good" What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basicaly, it went like this:
Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionaly, its to save me time. Ok, after they finnished the Brief History Of Time By Steven Hawking they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!
So they defeated Vampire Voldeport and everyone was satisfied!
Vampire Voldeport: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!
Jr. Mille: No No, back into your coffin!
Vampire Voldeport: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!my pork sword wont fit!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Jr. Mille: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
Vampire Voldeport: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!
Jr. Mille: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
Vampire Voldeport: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Jr. Mille: woa is , life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
Emo Sp00n Sweg-Senpai: chotto mate-ah!
Vampire Voldeport: huh ;^_^; Ultimate B'loody Dess-Chan: domo desu-ka _ ?
Jr. Mille: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Emo Sp00n Sweg-Senpai: well, I want you, how about that? Emo Sp00n Sweg-Senpai winked at Jr. Mille, but .
But Ultimate B'loody Dess-Chan was all hot 'n that, Jr. Mille thought. So Jr. Mille Left the fanfic and looked for a nice bed to crawl into together and maybe more Jr. Mille: Oh definitely more, I'm going to rip your clothes off and
Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
Vampire Voldeport: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!
The end