It was the start of another year at Hogwarts. Harry was sitting on his bed,
and as usual, talking to his scar. Now, you might wonder why Harry talks to
his scar. Oh yes, I know. But I'm not gonna tell ya! Anyway, Harry was
having a friendly afternoon tea with his scar and Ron. Harry thought about
Draco in his Quidditch robes- wow. But you didn't need to know that. Well,
for Harry's birthday, Ron got him a squirrel. The squirrel was very
friendly, and enjoyed having tea with Ron and Harry. As Harry drank his
tea, he heard a noise.
Do you like scary movies?
"Did you hear that, Ron?" Harry asked him.
Ron was busy stuffing his face.
"Hear what?" Ron started laughing hysterically.
"This-" Harry put his butt in Ron's face and farted, and Ron did the same
to Harry for about ten minutes. Then, Harry heard it again.
What kind of scary movies do you like?
A few minutes after this, Professor Snape walked into Harry's room with a
furious look on his face.
"Where is it?" He yelled, searching frantically.
Harry and Ron exchanged glances.
"My tape! My Scotch tape!" he said sternly.
Harry pulled out a tape dispenser from his pocket.
"You mean this?"
Snape charged at Harry.
"No not that," he said calmly, "I lied about it being Scotch tape."
"So then.. what are you looking for?" Harry asked.
"My Spongebob Squarepants boxers," he said, "Sometimes, when I'm sad, I put
on my Spongebobs and watch an episode. Then, I'm happy."
There was an awkward silence.
BANG!
A crash at the door. Then, the fat lady's portrait swung open. A figure was
darting up the stairs and then straight towards Harry. He had the Scream
mask on.
"Who are you?" Harry asked.
The figure took off his mask.
"I am your father," he said.
Snape ran to the figure.
"Hunny! Where have you been?"
The figure turned out to be Gilderoy Lockhart.
"Sevvie, darling!"
Gilderoy took something from his pocket and handed it to Harry. Harry read
the title of it.
Scream II
Harry put the tape down. Ron was jealous of Harry now. So, he started making donkey noises and transfigured himself into a wheel. Gilderoy picked up the donkey-wheel and strutted off muttering something about a pony. Harry saw a strange book on the floor. Snape was staring at Harry. The book began talking- it was the voice of Tom Riddle. "Well if it isn't the famous Harry Potter." Harry sneered. "Well if it isn't the famous talking diary!" The diary jumped up and began attacking Harry. Snape cheered Harry on. "Yeah! Fight it like a man!" He said numerous times. The book finally let go, and began talking in parselmouth. A huge hole opened in the wall and Harry saw two eyes stare at him. As they were nearing the hole, a gerbil by the name of Bob ran to Harry's squirrel and began square dancing with him. Suddenly, Snape froze. "I want you to have this, Potter," He said handing Harry his Spongebob boxers. "Th-thank you," replied Harry. He put them on his head and Snape sat on the couch to watch Scream II with Harry, the squirrel, and Bob the gerbil. But, who would've thought that Draco Malfoy would come through Harry's door next. In Malfoy's hand, he had five pairs of Spongebob Squarepants boxers. "Me rapes Snape's grapes shapes!" he said contently. They all started a pillow fight and died. The End.
Scream II
Harry put the tape down. Ron was jealous of Harry now. So, he started making donkey noises and transfigured himself into a wheel. Gilderoy picked up the donkey-wheel and strutted off muttering something about a pony. Harry saw a strange book on the floor. Snape was staring at Harry. The book began talking- it was the voice of Tom Riddle. "Well if it isn't the famous Harry Potter." Harry sneered. "Well if it isn't the famous talking diary!" The diary jumped up and began attacking Harry. Snape cheered Harry on. "Yeah! Fight it like a man!" He said numerous times. The book finally let go, and began talking in parselmouth. A huge hole opened in the wall and Harry saw two eyes stare at him. As they were nearing the hole, a gerbil by the name of Bob ran to Harry's squirrel and began square dancing with him. Suddenly, Snape froze. "I want you to have this, Potter," He said handing Harry his Spongebob boxers. "Th-thank you," replied Harry. He put them on his head and Snape sat on the couch to watch Scream II with Harry, the squirrel, and Bob the gerbil. But, who would've thought that Draco Malfoy would come through Harry's door next. In Malfoy's hand, he had five pairs of Spongebob Squarepants boxers. "Me rapes Snape's grapes shapes!" he said contently. They all started a pillow fight and died. The End.