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Artemis: Hi pervs!
Tetra: I'm BAAACCK!
Allysandra: Why the hell am I here? I'm busy on my stuff!
Artemis: Well forget you then. Tetra and I will do this fic. So there!
Allysandra: Fine! I guess I'll stick around then. Besides Tetra needs me for emotional support.
Tetra: Yeah! Wait...!
Artemis: Nooooooooo!
A/N: This is rated M for a reason. This fic is composed of only male/male slashes of various characters of our choice. They will be fairly graphic, well as much as they will allow on FanFiction. There will be NO GIRL ON GIRL action. I repeat, NO lesbians. If you do not like this kind of stuff, turn back now.
Summary: This is a collection of one shots for the show NUMB3RS. Tetra and I will take turns writing the stories and the last one we will do together. The stories will have various themes and situations and are not connected to each other.
Disclaimer: We do NOT own NUMB3RS, but what's to stop us from trying? If any more disclaimers are needed, we will post them at the beginning of the chapter.
Artemis: I want Charlie!
Tetra: No, we can't have him. I want him, too!
Together: We Want Charlie!
Network Executives and show's owners: No!
Warning: This is Male/Male slash. There will be a lemon in each chapter. Also we will note any other warnings when need be. You can't say that we did not warn you!
P.S. This author's note is to warn those who are too young or do not like this kind of stuff. Also, reviews are welcomed. Heck, we don't care if you flame us.
Artemis: I welcome flames for I am a fire demon!
Tetra: I like them too they will fuel my lightening!
Together: On with the fic. Oh yeah!
Chapter 1: "Oh Charlie!"
Artemis: Hi everyone this is the first one shot! Enjoy!
Tetra: Yeah! She may have written, but I have beta-ed it. Wait, that makes no sense.
Artemis: You idiot. A beta I need not. I'm the crazy one.
Tetra: Don't you mean the smart one? You need me.
Artemis: Crap! She's on to me! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Summary: Charlie is having trouble with a problem. Larry has a problem of his own, but he decides to forget about it to help Charlie. When he learns about Larry's problem, can Charlie help Larry with his problem as well?
Warning: Obvious! If not read the warning in the above statement.
Disclaimer: I hate repeating myself. Oh well, see above statement.
Humor/Romance
Larry X Charlie
Words: 736
Charlie had a problem. 'Not again!' he thought. 'Why me? Why do things have to be so complicated?' He had gotten another case from Don and this one was throwing him for a loop. He sighed and threw his chalk to the floor right when Larry walked into the room.
"How is it going?" he asked as he picked up the chalk.
"How do you think?" Charlie yelled.
"I guess I'll just leave then." Larry replied, sounding hurt.
"I'm sorry, Larry. Please stay, maybe you might be able to help." Charlie apologized.
"Okay, Charles. I'll do what I can." Larry said as he handed Charlie the chalk. He walked away and sat in Charlie's chair to think on the math problem. As he watched Charlie forcefully write on and erase the board, Larry's mind began to wander...
A moan was heard when he touched Charlie's chest. Larry kept kissing him further and further down his lithe stomach. Charlie wriggled when Larry started to dip his tongue into his navel.
"Oh Larry!" Charlie screamed. "Lower!"
Larry looked up and smiled at Charlie. He gave him a quick kiss on the lips and started to rub Charlie's clothed member. Charlie bucked and moaned loudly. Charlie whimpered when Larry removed his hand, but moaned again as Larry unzipped his pants. Larry reached into Charlie's boxers and started to rub harder. Charlie could barely contain himself as he moaned and thrust into Larry's hand.
"Larry. Larry! LARRY!" Charlie screamed. Larry jumped up at the voice of Charlie as if his butt was on fire.
"Larry are you alright?" Charlie questioned.
"Yes Charles, I'm fine. Just having a weird day dream," he said hurriedly.
"Since when do you day dream where you can't even hear me?"
"I..."
"What were you dreaming about?"
"Nothing much."
"Don't lie to me Larry. It had to be something interesting enough because I had to yell at you for five minutes!"
"Well...it was about...the...the um..."
"Larry. You can tell me."
"Oh forget about it. It was nothing important. Now let's get back to your problem."
"Well alright." replied Charlie. Charlie went back to the chalkboard and started talking to himself. Larry was about to get up when he noticed the tightness in his pants. 'O crap! I have a hard-on and HE is in here. I can't let him see me like this.' He decided to stay seated and help Charlie from there until his pants calmed down. He looked at the board and he suddenly realized Charlie's problem was just a simple addition error. 'Now, how do I tell him? I know!' He decided to forget about his problem and got up.
"Charlie, you added wrong."
"What! Wait, did you just call me 'Charlie'?"
"Yes" Larry replied as he walked closer.
"Larry are you feeling okay?"
"Charlie, I am more than okay."
Larry walked closer and stood right in front of Charlie. Charlie looked at Larry and noticed what he was talking about.
"Larry..."
"Yes Charlie." answered Larry as he placed his lips on Charlie's. They stood like that and the Charlie opened his mouth to deepen the kiss. They kissed until they were out of air and broke apart.
"Larry, what was that for?" Charlie asked, gasping for air.
"Charlie, I can't stop thinking about you. I think I am in love with you."
"Oh Larry!" Charlie said as he leaped toward Larry and kissed him passionately. Soon they were attacking each other's tongue. Clothes were ripped off and Larry started to lick and kiss Charlie's neck and chest. Charlie moaned in pleasure. Larry began moving lower and lower. Larry bit and licked Charlie's nipples as he lowered Charlie to the floor of the office.
"Lower Larry!"
"Are you sure about this?"
"There is massage oil in my bag."
Larry got the oil and took off his pants. He straddled Charlie and began rubbing his clothed member. Charlie gasped and moaned. Larry removed Charlie's pants and kissed him on the lips. He prepared Charlie and thrust into him. He started at a slow pace but soon went faster and faster. Charlie wriggled under Larry and moments later came first.
"Oh Charlie!" Larry screamed as he reached his completion. He pulled out of Charlie and lied next to Charlie.
"Charlie, why do you have massage oil in your bag?"
Charlie simply replied, "Everything can be answered with numbers, Larry." Larry looked at Charlie and smiled.
Artemis: I hope you liked my story.
Tetra: About time you finished, Arty.
Artemis: I can't help that I have been busy.
Tetra: Yeah, busy getting sick and skipping school.
Artemis: I really was sick and I never skip school.
Tetra: Whatever!
A/N: Well sorry this took so long. Things just kept happening the past few weeks. I am just glad that I have finished. Yey! I hope you like it and you all know what to do. Artemis out.