Guy All the Fangirls Want
Song copyrighted to Bowling for Soup.
Parody copyrighted to me.
4 o'clock Monday time and I'm waiting
To have a go at watching Yu-Gi-Oh on my TV
His name is Yami he's a pharaoh with a 'hip swing'
He wears some leather and I'm sure you know what I mean
And when he talks, all the fangirls and the preteens scream
But he's not reality
Cause I'm watching TV
Screaming over Blue Eyes
Listening in rapture
Fangirl longing in my sighs
Chorus
It's like a bad movie; no one's there but Yugi, if you were me than you'd
be
Screaming, "Someone shoot Tea," as I fail miserably,
Trying to claim the guy all the fangirls want
He likes Dark Magician and I just want his body
His monster deck's full of monsters that could beat up your dad
He said he'd like to score some hits for little Yugi
He'll never know that I'm the best queen he'll ever have
And when he talks, all the fangirls and the preteens scream
But he's not reality
Cause I'm watching TV
Screaming over Blue Eyes
Listening in rapture
Fangirl longing in my sighs
He likes them with a big clash
Duel games dueling fast
Placing in a magic trap
Does a puzzle make a man?
Chorus
There he goes again with leather on
And freakness with his hair
He broke my heart I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to say we dated
So I'm watching TV
Trying not to start to cry
Listening in rapture
Fangirl longing in my sighs
I can't make a big clash and I can't really duel it fast
Will he take me instead?
Chorus
Cause he's the guy all the fangirls want
Author's Note: YES. I KNOW that Tea doesn't rhyme with "be." I realize that
you pronounce her name as "Tay-uh" and not "Tee." No, I'm not stupid. Or at
least not THAT stupid. I'm sorry if you don't like Tea bashing; I really
don't support Tea bashing myself. (She seems a lot stronger in the manga.)
I simply thought her name would work well as a pun. Don't waste your time
on me. I'm sorry if this comes off as annoyed. I'm tired, I want to sleep.
Forgive me for now I talk in broken sentences.
Song copyrighted to Bowling for Soup.
Parody copyrighted to me.
4 o'clock Monday time and I'm waiting
To have a go at watching Yu-Gi-Oh on my TV
His name is Yami he's a pharaoh with a 'hip swing'
He wears some leather and I'm sure you know what I mean
And when he talks, all the fangirls and the preteens scream
But he's not reality
Cause I'm watching TV
Screaming over Blue Eyes
Listening in rapture
Fangirl longing in my sighs
Chorus
It's like a bad movie; no one's there but Yugi, if you were me than you'd
be
Screaming, "Someone shoot Tea," as I fail miserably,
Trying to claim the guy all the fangirls want
He likes Dark Magician and I just want his body
His monster deck's full of monsters that could beat up your dad
He said he'd like to score some hits for little Yugi
He'll never know that I'm the best queen he'll ever have
And when he talks, all the fangirls and the preteens scream
But he's not reality
Cause I'm watching TV
Screaming over Blue Eyes
Listening in rapture
Fangirl longing in my sighs
He likes them with a big clash
Duel games dueling fast
Placing in a magic trap
Does a puzzle make a man?
Chorus
There he goes again with leather on
And freakness with his hair
He broke my heart I want to be sedated
All I wanted was to say we dated
So I'm watching TV
Trying not to start to cry
Listening in rapture
Fangirl longing in my sighs
I can't make a big clash and I can't really duel it fast
Will he take me instead?
Chorus
Cause he's the guy all the fangirls want
Author's Note: YES. I KNOW that Tea doesn't rhyme with "be." I realize that
you pronounce her name as "Tay-uh" and not "Tee." No, I'm not stupid. Or at
least not THAT stupid. I'm sorry if you don't like Tea bashing; I really
don't support Tea bashing myself. (She seems a lot stronger in the manga.)
I simply thought her name would work well as a pun. Don't waste your time
on me. I'm sorry if this comes off as annoyed. I'm tired, I want to sleep.
Forgive me for now I talk in broken sentences.