For those of you who've watched the movie, Around the World in 80 Days, you'll see that this Loliver fanfic is just about exactly the same. For those of you who haven't, I hope you have fun reading this "original" fanfic/parody!

Miley jumped out of the window of the Bank of London and shook her head. Man, this disguise is itchy. She wondered how guys could cope with a beard, until she noticed a horde of policeman running towards her. She ran.

She rounded a corner and saw a horse-pulled wagon. She climbed in through the back, and was relieved to hear the feet of the policeman run past, and the clickity-click of the horse shoe as they went further away from the Bank of London, now the scene of an infamous crime.

She had to do so. Clutched in her hand, was a mask. Wrapped inside the mask, was a jade Buddha that has protected her village for decades. It was time to return to China.

Miley glanced up and noticed that this wagon carried suits, canes, dress shoes, and top hats. She quickly changed into the formal attire and slipped out the back of the wagon. She ran towards the outskirts of London, determined to leave Great Britain and debark on the dangerous trek back to China.

From behind her, Miley heard the feet of policeman. She quickly hid her face behind a big leaf hanging from the tree next to her. Unfortunately, a policeman noticed her. Before the policeman had a chance to think, Miley disappeared to the top branches of the tree.

In the yard where the tree was located, Miley saw an angry valet quit his job, because, apparently, his owner kept making him test various shocking experiments that ended with him becoming electrocuted.

Miley heard the branch snap underneath her. Uh-oh…

With a quick whoosh, she fell down and landed awkwardly on the ground, right in front of the scientist who just lost a valet.

"Who are you?" The man asked.

Miley quickly stood up, quite swayed. "I-I'm your new valet!" She said just as another group of policeman ran behind her and the gates.

The scientist had a confused look on his face, while he looked up on the tree, and back down on Miley. "Okay…well, I have this new contraption for you to try out. Here." He handed Miley a helmet and continued to speak. "Let's see if we can break the 50 mph speed barrier." He stepped into a control room and motioned Miley to step into an odd looking machine.

Miley cautiously sat down on the leather chair. She saw the scientist push a lever, and she immediately began to spin around the track. Faster, and faster, and faster…

By the time the meter pointed to 50 mph, the track fell apart, and Miley went flying at an incredibly unnerving speed. She was screaming the whole way, and her fake beard fell off. The scientist immediately took off after her, being hit in the face by the fake beard and a top hat.

Miley finally hit her head on a lamppost with a sickening crunch. Fortunately, she had her helmet on. She slowly stood up, dazed. The scientist ran over to her, and asked if she was all right.

Miley instinctively put her hand where the beard was supposed to be, only to find skin. She smiled guiltily. The scientist returned the fake smile. "Hey, so come on! Let's go back to the house! I've got a lot of inventions for you to see and possibly try out!"

"No way!" Miley yelled and was about to run away, but she noticed the policeman. "Okay!" The two quickly ran back the house, with Miley putting on her hat and beard on the way.

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Once they were back "home", the panting scientist asked, "by the way, what's your name?"

"Er…" Miley responded. She sure didn't want to give him a real name… She looked out the window and saw a tourist handling a passport with a police escort.

"Passport!" She yelled.

"Pardon?" The scientist asked.

"Passpartout!" She replied sheepishly.

The scientist just nodded. "Well, that's good, since I only accept French valets. By the way, where is your accent?"

"Oh! M-My accent?"

"Yes."

"Umm…my father is a Frenchman. He was quiet and shy. My mother is Chinese. She just talks and talks and never shuts up. All the kids learn her accent." She smiled.

"Ahh!" The scientist grinned. "Well, my name is Oliver. Oliver Oken. Nice to meet you." They shook hands.

"Well! No need to continue waiting! Let me show you the rest of my inventions!"

Well? What do you think? Should I keep going? And to those of you asking the question: YES, IT IS A LOLIVER. For those of you who've watched the movie, its quite obvious who Lily is, as she will appear later in the story. You'll also know that Miley and Oliver won't have any romantic relationship at all. (Eww…) R&R!!!