-1Question: Why doesn't Heero ever have sugar? What would he be like if he did?
Answer:
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Duo was bored. He was really bored. That is never good. Recently, he had noticed that Heero never seemed to eat or drink anything with sugar in it. He became curious. That is even worse than a bored Duo. So he decided he would give Heero some soda and see what would happen.
Next Day, morning
"Here you go Heero. Caffiene, and sugar free soda. How the heck do you drink that stuff, anyway?" Duo said as he gave Heero the caffienated and very sugary soda.
"Hnnn," Heero replied. Translation: Because I feel like it. He took a long gulp of the soda. Then he put the soda down and went about his business aka working on his laptop. Duo was very disappointed, he had expected something much more than that. Five minutes later he got a reaction. A very big reaction.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come'ere, come'ere, come'ere!!!! You have got to see this, it's halarious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Heero yelled as he looked at something on the screne of his laptop. Duo came running since it isn't often that Heero speaks let alone yells something. So did everyone else. They all gathered around the laptop and looked at what had Heero cracking up. It was a picture of Relena at age fifty that Heero had made in his sugar highed haze. She was wearing a mumu and looked like she weighed at least three hundred pounds.
They all cracked up and went on their separate ways. Duo stuck around to see what would happen next. He watched as Heero hacked the CIA, FBI, NID, Russia, China, Japan, and the Bank of the World; all in one hour. What he did in those places shall not be mentioned, suffice it to say that the picture of Relena in a mumu wasn't even the most disturbing thing to be seen in the following weeks as the Governments all tried to fix their systems.
Next he hacked and destroyed Relena and Dorthy's computer mainframes. All the while he was smiling like a maniac. After he was done doing that he logged off of his laptop and turned to Duo. Duo bagan to carefully back away making no sudden movements. Heero grabbed him and dragged him off to their shared room. He proceeded to unclothe and grope Duo like there was no tomorrow. Then Duo discovered exactly why Heero never had sugar, for the next three hours.
Day After Sugar Episode
Duo woke up to find Heero starring rather moodily at him. "You gave me sugar didn't you?" Heero asked as Duo continued to look at him in amazement. All Duo could do was blush and nod his head. Then he realized that he was tied down to the bed, very tightly, as in he couldn't move an inch. Heero rolled off of Duo and off of the bed. He walks over to the dresser against the far wall, crouched down, and opened the bottom drawer. Duo watched in horror as Heero rumaged around in said drawer before finally coming up slowly with something hidden behind his back where Duo couldn't see it. Heero walked slowly back to the bed with the same maniac smile on his face as the day before. When he got to the bed he pulled the object out from behind his back, it was a beautiful feather.