For those of you who feel the inkling to read this lovely little story of ours we must warn you of (and apologize for) many things...
First of all, this story shall be rated PG 13 for it's...*ahem* allusions to certain...acts^^'
Secondly, there will be Yaoi scenes...well not really but we do allude to it, so those of you who absolutely abhore the thought, steer clear!
Although...the yaoi, if you can call it that, is so minimal it's hardly even worth mentioning, so all you huge Yoai fans out there, don't get too exited, cuz it aint happening.
Also, this story was written on msn messenger for our amusement, and concequently doesn't follow the story of the show at all, and doesn't have much of a plot line...and even less of a point. The story also centers mostly around our own made up characters.
In conclusion, we basically apologize for most of this story, and hope we don't get too many flames for it...certain characters may not be shown in a very *ahem* flattering light...Keep an eye out for apologies at the end of future chapters^^ You can review our story if you like, but it isn't nesassary, And please...keep the flaming to a minimum, if you would^^'
Chapter 1
Mei yawned and stretched, and tightened the knot on the headband tied to her arm. This was her first day of being a ninja...and her group's instructor hadn't even shown up yet. She glanced over, a little intimidated, at her other two group members. There was Seda, a girl with strange staring eyes, and Guido, the unquestioned pervert of the entire class, although he vehemantly denied it. Both of them were better students than she was and she was afraid to show her weakness in front of them.
Guido sighed impatiently. "When is that instructor going to get here?" he wondered irritably. Mei opened her mouth to reply when a square of paper landed on her head with a small flutter. Annoyed she snatched the paper off her head and was going to though it in the garbage can when she noticed that it was a letter. Curious, she opened it and began to read:
"Hello group number five!" the letter read cheerfully. "Your first lesson is to go to the woods outside and discover a treasure I've placed there." Mei twitched as the looked down at the signature...it was signed simply "Your instructor", and had a smilie face holding up two fingers in a peace sign drawn beside it. She twitched some more. What kind of an instructor had they gotten?
"Well?" Seda asked, "What does it say?" her freaky eyes were giving Mei the creeps. Mei shuddered, 'its like she not even looking at me.' She thought, then swallowed and handed Seda the letter to her to read. To Mei's annoyance, however, she did not take it...and Guido who was on the other side of the freaky eyed ninja was too nervous to even attempt to reach past Seda to get it. Sighing with annoyance Mei read the letter out loud.
"Interesting..." Seda said, with a slight hint of annoyance in her voice. Still, she didn't look directly at Mei...it was so creepy.
"What do we do then?" Guido asked, skirting the long way around Seda to look at the note himself.
"Umm...go to the woods?" Mei suggested. "Our instructor may not be here but...umm...we have to follow his instructions...right?" she smiled.
Seda thought about this for a minute. "Makes sense." she answered, and reached down to pick up her pack without looking at it and slung it over her shoulder. She then left the room ahead of them. "Well, are you two coming or not?" she asked, not looking behind at them.
Mei wondered how she knew that they were standing there not even moving a muscle, when she hadn't even turned to look. 'She must be a really good ninja.' Mei thought, feeling intimidated again. She reached down and grabbed her bag, but while in that position of having her butt in the air she feat something smack her in that vicinity.
She shrieked and flung out a hand instinctively, connected with Guido's face and knocked him to the other side of the room. He groaned and tried to get up as Mei fumed at him. "You pervert!" she cried angrily, stomping out of the room.
Guido pulled himself to his feet and grabbed his bag, following her. "I didn't mean it, I swear!" he cried desperately.
"Liar!" She shrieked back at him, ignoring the fact that it wasn't a hand that had connected with her backside.
Mei caught up to Seda, and fell in step beside the strange girl who was staring straight ahead, not even looking at the stuff that went on around her. Guido stayed a few paces back from Mei and on the other side of Seda.
Without speaking to one another, the group found it's way outside and wandered down the path into the forest outside of the village.
"So...where do we look for this 'treasure', anyway?" Guido wondered, as something shiny caught Mei's eye, causing her to stray from the path.
"Found it!" she called, pulling a small shiny treasure chest from the bushes.
The shiny thing was an emblem that was sealing anouther letter closed. Mei snatched up the letter and read it out loud:
"Dear Students
YOU PASSED!"
-Your Teacher
P.S. Assignmentes start tommorow, meet back here tommorow morning."
Mei twiched as she looked at the stupid little happy face in the bottom of the page.
"We...passed?" Seda asked incredulously. "But we didn't do anything!"
"Who cares?" Guido answered, putting his hands behind his head and grinning. "It means more sleep for me!" He grinned stupidly, took a step, tripped on a small rock and fell onto Seda from behind. He desperately tried to get away before the inevitable pain that was to follow.
But no pain came. Guido, who had covered his eyes hoping to be spared opened his eyes and blinked when he noticed Seda had mearly stood and was brushing herself off. "Watch where you step next time" was all she said.
"Hey, stop being such a pervert!" Mei came out of nowhere and slammed a large stick on his head. Guido fell to his knees holding his head in pain.
"Owwwww..." he complained, rolling on the ground.
After beating Guido, Mei shouldered her pack and headed for home. 'Man I must have the worst team mates ever!' she thought angrily, 'Not only am I stuck with a pervert, but the freaky eyed girl who doesn't CARE if a PERVERT tries to grab her!' Mei clenched her fist, and fire could be seen in her eyes, 'I shall have to be extra viligent then! I must protect my fellow female from that pervert!'
"Um..." Guido stood up and looked with fear at the girl's burning eyes. "She's scaring me..."
"Don't mind her, she's just...spirited." Seda answered. Mei then started laughing insanely, for no apparant reason, and the other two sweatdropped.
Pretty soon the trio had fallen into a routine, of appearing at the site in the wee morning hours waiting forever until a letter eventually fell form the sky, telling them what their misson was that day. They were all tedious little tasks that Mei couldn't stand, but she usually was able to relieve the stress of the day by 'saving' Seda from the pervert, Guido.
After a very long time of this routine the trio had pretty much given up hope on ever acually meeting their instructor, being allowed to do a more complicated mission, or being nominated to take the selection exam to become a higher ninja.
In fact, it wasn't until the youngest of the three was now 16 when the all important event happened which would change their lives. Mei, half asleep, leaning against the the usual tree they now waited under, felt the familiar rustle of a paper falling on her head. Nonchalantly she reached up and read it, as she had done a million times before, but this time her eyes grew wide and she leapt to her feet, doing a weird sort of victory dance in front of her comrades. Guido stared at her, sweatdropping. "What's there worth dancing about?" he wondered, hoping she wasn't going to hurt him again.
Mei held up the letter at arms length for him to see. Guido's eyes widend as he read the letter:
'Dear students,
Due to your ecelent work so far, you have been assigned a C level task.
Meet back here tommorow for more details.'
Once more the letter was signed with their teacher's notorious happy face.
Mei continued her odd victory dance, chanting: "We get a level c task, we get a level c task!" Guido grinned himself, and joined her in the dance and the chanting. Anything was better than saving cats stuck up in trees all the time. Seda sighed and ignored the two, wandering down the road back home to sleep until the morning
Mei concluded her dance very quickly when she realised who she was dancing with. Leaving a wounded Guido on the ground she headed for home. Planning on getting some extra sleep, so she could get there early.
The next morning, she awoke early (although she knew there was no point to getting there on time), wolfed down her wheat germ ceral (which was nasty but good for you), and practically skipped to the meeting place. Surprisingly she was the first one there, something that had never happened before.
Seda was there not long after, but It was a long time before Guido met up with them. He promptly got punished by Mei for his tardiness. As soon as Mei was finished handing out punishment, the customary note landed on her head. Excited, she snatched it off and began to read out loud:
"This is a group mission with the hidden leaf villiage", she read allowed. "Meet them outside the villiage at the standing stones at six oclock." The note was signed with the insufferable smiling face.
Mei looked up slowly from the letter "Umm...what time is it?" she asked with dread.
Guido checked his watch "11:42" he answered. "SHIT!" They all cursed, snatched up their bags and ran as fast as they could to the meeing place.
To Be Continued....
AN: hope you liked it so far, and we will be introducing the Naruto characters in the next chapter. Btw, there are two of us writing this, in case you were confused ;)
First of all, this story shall be rated PG 13 for it's...*ahem* allusions to certain...acts^^'
Secondly, there will be Yaoi scenes...well not really but we do allude to it, so those of you who absolutely abhore the thought, steer clear!
Although...the yaoi, if you can call it that, is so minimal it's hardly even worth mentioning, so all you huge Yoai fans out there, don't get too exited, cuz it aint happening.
Also, this story was written on msn messenger for our amusement, and concequently doesn't follow the story of the show at all, and doesn't have much of a plot line...and even less of a point. The story also centers mostly around our own made up characters.
In conclusion, we basically apologize for most of this story, and hope we don't get too many flames for it...certain characters may not be shown in a very *ahem* flattering light...Keep an eye out for apologies at the end of future chapters^^ You can review our story if you like, but it isn't nesassary, And please...keep the flaming to a minimum, if you would^^'
Chapter 1
Mei yawned and stretched, and tightened the knot on the headband tied to her arm. This was her first day of being a ninja...and her group's instructor hadn't even shown up yet. She glanced over, a little intimidated, at her other two group members. There was Seda, a girl with strange staring eyes, and Guido, the unquestioned pervert of the entire class, although he vehemantly denied it. Both of them were better students than she was and she was afraid to show her weakness in front of them.
Guido sighed impatiently. "When is that instructor going to get here?" he wondered irritably. Mei opened her mouth to reply when a square of paper landed on her head with a small flutter. Annoyed she snatched the paper off her head and was going to though it in the garbage can when she noticed that it was a letter. Curious, she opened it and began to read:
"Hello group number five!" the letter read cheerfully. "Your first lesson is to go to the woods outside and discover a treasure I've placed there." Mei twitched as the looked down at the signature...it was signed simply "Your instructor", and had a smilie face holding up two fingers in a peace sign drawn beside it. She twitched some more. What kind of an instructor had they gotten?
"Well?" Seda asked, "What does it say?" her freaky eyes were giving Mei the creeps. Mei shuddered, 'its like she not even looking at me.' She thought, then swallowed and handed Seda the letter to her to read. To Mei's annoyance, however, she did not take it...and Guido who was on the other side of the freaky eyed ninja was too nervous to even attempt to reach past Seda to get it. Sighing with annoyance Mei read the letter out loud.
"Interesting..." Seda said, with a slight hint of annoyance in her voice. Still, she didn't look directly at Mei...it was so creepy.
"What do we do then?" Guido asked, skirting the long way around Seda to look at the note himself.
"Umm...go to the woods?" Mei suggested. "Our instructor may not be here but...umm...we have to follow his instructions...right?" she smiled.
Seda thought about this for a minute. "Makes sense." she answered, and reached down to pick up her pack without looking at it and slung it over her shoulder. She then left the room ahead of them. "Well, are you two coming or not?" she asked, not looking behind at them.
Mei wondered how she knew that they were standing there not even moving a muscle, when she hadn't even turned to look. 'She must be a really good ninja.' Mei thought, feeling intimidated again. She reached down and grabbed her bag, but while in that position of having her butt in the air she feat something smack her in that vicinity.
She shrieked and flung out a hand instinctively, connected with Guido's face and knocked him to the other side of the room. He groaned and tried to get up as Mei fumed at him. "You pervert!" she cried angrily, stomping out of the room.
Guido pulled himself to his feet and grabbed his bag, following her. "I didn't mean it, I swear!" he cried desperately.
"Liar!" She shrieked back at him, ignoring the fact that it wasn't a hand that had connected with her backside.
Mei caught up to Seda, and fell in step beside the strange girl who was staring straight ahead, not even looking at the stuff that went on around her. Guido stayed a few paces back from Mei and on the other side of Seda.
Without speaking to one another, the group found it's way outside and wandered down the path into the forest outside of the village.
"So...where do we look for this 'treasure', anyway?" Guido wondered, as something shiny caught Mei's eye, causing her to stray from the path.
"Found it!" she called, pulling a small shiny treasure chest from the bushes.
The shiny thing was an emblem that was sealing anouther letter closed. Mei snatched up the letter and read it out loud:
"Dear Students
YOU PASSED!"
-Your Teacher
P.S. Assignmentes start tommorow, meet back here tommorow morning."
Mei twiched as she looked at the stupid little happy face in the bottom of the page.
"We...passed?" Seda asked incredulously. "But we didn't do anything!"
"Who cares?" Guido answered, putting his hands behind his head and grinning. "It means more sleep for me!" He grinned stupidly, took a step, tripped on a small rock and fell onto Seda from behind. He desperately tried to get away before the inevitable pain that was to follow.
But no pain came. Guido, who had covered his eyes hoping to be spared opened his eyes and blinked when he noticed Seda had mearly stood and was brushing herself off. "Watch where you step next time" was all she said.
"Hey, stop being such a pervert!" Mei came out of nowhere and slammed a large stick on his head. Guido fell to his knees holding his head in pain.
"Owwwww..." he complained, rolling on the ground.
After beating Guido, Mei shouldered her pack and headed for home. 'Man I must have the worst team mates ever!' she thought angrily, 'Not only am I stuck with a pervert, but the freaky eyed girl who doesn't CARE if a PERVERT tries to grab her!' Mei clenched her fist, and fire could be seen in her eyes, 'I shall have to be extra viligent then! I must protect my fellow female from that pervert!'
"Um..." Guido stood up and looked with fear at the girl's burning eyes. "She's scaring me..."
"Don't mind her, she's just...spirited." Seda answered. Mei then started laughing insanely, for no apparant reason, and the other two sweatdropped.
Pretty soon the trio had fallen into a routine, of appearing at the site in the wee morning hours waiting forever until a letter eventually fell form the sky, telling them what their misson was that day. They were all tedious little tasks that Mei couldn't stand, but she usually was able to relieve the stress of the day by 'saving' Seda from the pervert, Guido.
After a very long time of this routine the trio had pretty much given up hope on ever acually meeting their instructor, being allowed to do a more complicated mission, or being nominated to take the selection exam to become a higher ninja.
In fact, it wasn't until the youngest of the three was now 16 when the all important event happened which would change their lives. Mei, half asleep, leaning against the the usual tree they now waited under, felt the familiar rustle of a paper falling on her head. Nonchalantly she reached up and read it, as she had done a million times before, but this time her eyes grew wide and she leapt to her feet, doing a weird sort of victory dance in front of her comrades. Guido stared at her, sweatdropping. "What's there worth dancing about?" he wondered, hoping she wasn't going to hurt him again.
Mei held up the letter at arms length for him to see. Guido's eyes widend as he read the letter:
'Dear students,
Due to your ecelent work so far, you have been assigned a C level task.
Meet back here tommorow for more details.'
Once more the letter was signed with their teacher's notorious happy face.
Mei continued her odd victory dance, chanting: "We get a level c task, we get a level c task!" Guido grinned himself, and joined her in the dance and the chanting. Anything was better than saving cats stuck up in trees all the time. Seda sighed and ignored the two, wandering down the road back home to sleep until the morning
Mei concluded her dance very quickly when she realised who she was dancing with. Leaving a wounded Guido on the ground she headed for home. Planning on getting some extra sleep, so she could get there early.
The next morning, she awoke early (although she knew there was no point to getting there on time), wolfed down her wheat germ ceral (which was nasty but good for you), and practically skipped to the meeting place. Surprisingly she was the first one there, something that had never happened before.
Seda was there not long after, but It was a long time before Guido met up with them. He promptly got punished by Mei for his tardiness. As soon as Mei was finished handing out punishment, the customary note landed on her head. Excited, she snatched it off and began to read out loud:
"This is a group mission with the hidden leaf villiage", she read allowed. "Meet them outside the villiage at the standing stones at six oclock." The note was signed with the insufferable smiling face.
Mei looked up slowly from the letter "Umm...what time is it?" she asked with dread.
Guido checked his watch "11:42" he answered. "SHIT!" They all cursed, snatched up their bags and ran as fast as they could to the meeing place.
To Be Continued....
AN: hope you liked it so far, and we will be introducing the Naruto characters in the next chapter. Btw, there are two of us writing this, in case you were confused ;)