The fair lady
Dark souls fanfic
I walked threw this demon infested pit brooding and very pissed off I cane upon a fog gate but I heard a noise so spin around and there stands Kirk I said "look can I just give you some humanity and then split please because I don't have time for this"he looked at me and asked"you would just give me some humanity willingly"I said"well yeah I would because of...reasons and I have 99 humanity on me and the 7 stacks of 99 stored in the bonfires so yeah I would"he asked perplexed "h-how do you have that much humanity " a wicked grin passed my face I replied "being a darkwraith does have its perks after all"my normally purple eyes shifted to a bloody crimson color he said"oh gods your the angel of death that has been whispered about by the other undead"I smiled and said"yes that is what they call me"I passed him the humanity and allowed him to kill me I got up from the bonfire and sprinted by everything and met with Quelaag she said "no stay away from her"I asked "stay away from who?" She asked "wait you understand me with out the ring"I said"well yeah"she asked"how"I replied "umm my mother was the leader of the witches of Izalith but I was hidden away till I was needed"she said "my god that makes so much sense"I said"it does?"she replied"yeah mother talked about you all the time she was so proud of yo."I raised an eyebrow and said jokingly "well that's a first someone proud of me wow I'm not even proud of myself"she asked "why not"I said"I've done horrible,horrible thing in my life time"she said"well why are you here"I said "well I'm here for the lord vessel so I can link the fire" then"which is pointless because I'm just delaying the inevitable "she said"proceed hurt my sister and you will die painfully"I said"oh I would never hurt a beautiful woman"she said"how do you know she's beautiful if you've never met her"I said"well I talked to the weird servant guy outside so yeah he called her the fair lady and with a title like that it's not really hard to infer" she asked "also Kirk he returned with 99 humanities how"I replied "well I gave him a small amount of mine"she looked gobsmacked "small amount"I replied "well yeah being a dick and invading people does pay off"she said"oh but that would take so much time and also you shouldn't casually swear it could be offensive "I said "got it also well I'm a darkwraith so hey the dark hand is really useful "she nodded and I continued on and met Quelaan I said"hi"she asked "dear sister is that you"I said"umm no it's not she still outside so we're fine"she asked "what is your name then"I replied "umm I'm jay and you know when they called you the fair lady they understated it a lot"she smiled and the slightest hint of blush appeared she asked "well why are you here"I said"I'm here for the lord vessel but I think I might be able to help with your slight predicament "she asked"how"I said"umm I'll explain if it works"she replied "very well if you think it will help"I whispered some words in charged a humanity with dark magic and lunar miracles and gave it to her and her spider legs crumbled to dust and her servant yelled"what did you do to our fair lady?"I was about to respond when she said"oh my god I can feel my legs again but not the spider legs like human legs and I can see again "she rushed me in a hug and I smiled and returned the hug her servant stood there in absolute shock I said"you should go talk to you sister and umm if you don't mind please put on some clothes she blushed in embarrassment and said"of course sorry"I said"don't worry about it after all it wouldn't be the most awkward thing I've experienced in lordran." She said"remind me to ask about that later"I replied "umm Quelaan remember to ask me about it later"she replied"jackass"I said"oh someone in this godforsaken land sweared hot damn that's surpriseing"she rolled her eyes and Quelaag met up with us and said"god so it's true he fixed it chosen undead I am forever in your debt "I said"hey consider it on the House plus if I let an opportunity to help a beautiful woman go I would be insane, actually I probably already am if you saw some of the shit I've done"Quelaan blushed beside me and said " I'm not beautiful "I said"ok I thought I cured your blindness "Quelaag chuckled darkly at my joke I said"also since I'm hear Quelaag here"I hand her a humanity and she smiled took it and used it her legs crumbled and she had her human legs back after that Quelaan collapsed from exhaustion I caught her before she hit the floor Quelaag awkwardly ran towards her sister stumbling a few times and asked "what's wrong with her"I said"nothing she's just exhausted "she nodded I use catalyst free sorcery and constructed a bed and laid her on it I said"she should be fine just I have to go get Kirk to find me if you need anything "she nodded and I continued on and went to fight the bed of chaos my mother...