Song fic :]
Orihime's had enough of always being the nice girl.
Lyrics are part of the story.
I was walking past the white walls of Las Noches. Szayel walked up to me and asked me to test out his newest potion.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters of Bleach. Orihime would have been a badass. duh.
"Run faster, jump higher"
I took a quick look at Szayel. This crazy lunatic was asking to get his ass kicked.
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me.
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
I left him there with his eyes widened in shock, staring at his shattered creation on the floor.
Pfft. The more I looked at him the angrier I got, so I opened my mouth and yelled.
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face!
I smiled in joy at his disappointment. I walked back to my bland quarters. Damn I needed some color in my life. Then that melancholic son of a gun came back. It was the first time he smiled. Ha! He was so in for it. He said his dear Aizen-sama was proud of me and decided to buy me a hot dog from the human world.
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
His mouth gaped open. It was the most emotional facial expression he ever had.
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
He stared at me as I walked out of the room. Pfft. I was ready to pick a fight with the self proclaimed 'God'. Plus I heard it was his birthday. I grinned slyly as I rubbed my hands together deviously. I walked into the room and I spotted the arrogant 'god' with his birthday cake. He looked at me and smiled that fake smile of his. He sliced up a piece and handed it to me. I glared at him.
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
I glanced back towards him. The look of confusion on his face made me cackle. Omniscient? Omipotent? My butt. I picked him up and…
THREW HIM ON THE GROUND!
I punched that spoon-headed rapist, too! What do you take me for huh? That's for all the sexual harassment, bastard!
Three months passed by and I was shopping in the mall with Ulquiorra, my so-called boyfriend. Tch. This time I was the one in control. I smirked as he ran after me, carrying a crap load of shopping bags. This was the life. But then he handed me my cell phone and said it was my dad.
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
But I couldn't blame him. It was that stupid Kurosaki-kun, I mean Ichigo's teaching. I couldn't believe I had a crush on that guy before. Then my chance came. I saw him walking towards me, with that goofy smile on his face. It was sickening to say the least. He told me he was buying a gift for Rukia. Now I had nothing against Rukia, but her boyfriend was so asking for it. I picked him up and threw him on the ground!
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system!
(Credits to the SNL skit "I Threw It On the Ground" starring Andy Samberg)