i was watching project runway the other night (i know, i know) and something hit me. why not write a little fic about dtent on a reality tv show. so, i decided to try it. this is a oneshot till i find out if anyone thinks it good or not. (and, ha ha ha, it's not a mary sue)
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There was a knock at the door. Mr. Sir grunted, stormed over and opened it.
"Hi, I'm Wilt Witkins," A dark haired man with a microphone chirped as soon as the door was open enough. "And I'm here to let you know that my company wanted to do a show on your camp."
Mr. Sir stared at the man and the camera guy behind him. "No." He went to slam the door, but Wilt forced it open.
"You won't want to turn down this chance. You're not going to get another one." The man pasted on a huge smile which sent a chill up Mr. Sir's spine. "Believe me, your gonna wanna let us in."
Mr. Sir sighed, "Fine, but I'm not the one you want to talk to." He placed his cowboy hat on his head. Then, he began leading the way to the Warden's cabin.
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She wasn't too happy and Mr. Sir could tell by the way she slammed open the door.
"What is going on?" She huffed when she saw him. "And, who are they?"
Witkins pushed past Mr. Sir, "Hi, ma'am. I'm Wilt Witkins and I'm here with my camera crew to do a reality show on your camp. What do you say?"
She stared at him a moment, "Excuse me? You want to do a show on Camp Green Lake?" The man nodded violently. "Are you serious?"
"Yes, I am. And you have a lot to gain from letting us do the show. Besides publicity, you'll also be paid a large sum of money and-" Witkins started.
"Money?" She glanced over at Mr. Sir, who shrugged his shoulders.
Witkins stuck out his hand, "Do we have a deal?"
She thought a moment, before taking his hand and shaking it, "You have a deal."
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"Hey, did you see the camera guy outside?" Magnet pushed his way to the pool table. "I think we're going to be in a movie of something."
X-Ray looked over at Squid. "A movie?"
"Yeah. There's also a guy with a microphone. Maybe they're gonna interview us. Whatever it is, we're gonna be famous."
A murmur went through wreck room.
"Dude, that's awesome!" ZigZag and Squid high fived each other. "If we're in a movie, we might meet some famous people."
"Hold on!" X-Ray put his hands up, "We don't even know if they're gonna put us in the movie. It might not be a movie. They could be news people and not even talk to us. Beside's who would want to put us on tape?"
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now, if the Witkins guy seems a little chirpy and annoying (which i thought he was) he's suppose to be. And it's short because i don't even know if anyone is going to like it...
anyway- review and let me know if i should write more!