I got really super bored and decided to do this. Its based on the SNL skits
Alex:Welcome back to Jeopardy. Lets see what our contestants have. *walks over to Ponyboy* Ponyboy Curtis is in last place with -$1,555...
Ponyboy:Nature's first green is gold! *sobs crazily*
Alex:You stupid dumbass. Okay Sean Connery is in 2nd place, surprisingly with -$209...
Sean:Funny, that's how much I paid your mother for last night, Trebeck.
Alex:I hope you burn in hell. And Dallas Winston is in 1st with a penny. There isn't even cents in this game but I don't care. Its a wonder that he has that!
Dallas:Fuck you, Trebek.
Sean:More like, fuck his mother.
Alex:I wish I was dead. So the categories are:Hobo jobs, the letter r, the color of oranges, a blank category, cereal, and Sean Connery. God help us, Dallas Winston, you start.
Dallas:I pass!
Alex:There is no passing in Jeopardy!
Dallas:*grabs his shirt*Let me pass or I'll cut off your balls!
Alex:*sigh*Fine. Sean Connery, choose.
Sean:I'll take Ho boobs for $400
Alex:Sean Connery, that says Hobo jobs. The question is, what job does a hobo have?
*Ponyboy buzzes in*
Alex:Ponyboy?
Ponyboy:Johnny killed Bob! *falls to the ground*
Alex:*sigh* Anyone else?
*silence*
Alex:Sean Connery choose another.
Sean:I'll choose your mother, Trebek.
Alex:Not a category. Ponyboy choose now.
Ponyboy:Darry!
Alex:*sigh* I'll choose. I know Dallas won't either so the color of oranges for $400. Thats your question. The color of oranges.
*Sean buzzes in*
Alex:Sean Connery?
Sean:The same color as your mother's face from last night.
*Ponyboy buzzes in*
Ponyboy:Gold! Johnny said stay gold! Oranges are gold! *goes on a big rampage*
*Dallas buzzes in*
Dallas:The same color as you will be in 5 seconds!
Sean:Good one.
Alex:Fine. You know what? We're going to Final Jeopardy. I don't care. I hate this place! *looks at card* Presidents-no *rips up card* Here's your question. Write down your favorite food! You can't possibly get this wrong!
*music plays*
Alex:Any food ever known...it could be people if you like to eat people. You all seem like cannibals.
*music stops*
Alex:Ponyboy
*Ponyboy shows:Two Bit*
Alex:I can't believe it...does that count? Yes? Okay what did you wager?
*likes mickey mouse*
Alex:*sighs* Nevermind...Dallas? Dallas? Where are you?
*Dallas walks in with a dead guy's hand*
Alex:Did you even write anything...and who's hand is that?
Dalas:I don't wager and this is Steve's hand.
Ponyboy:*sobs* Soda's best friend!
Alex:Sean Connery, please tell me you wrote something.
*Hamburger*
Alex:Oh my God...a correct answer! Good job, Sean. Now, lets see what you wagered! This is a first!
*your mother's ass*
Alex:It was too good to be true.
Sean:That's what I said after last night.
Alex:*sigh*That's all the time we have tonight. Now, tune in tomorrow if I don't kill myself. Good night.
Who do you wanna see with Sean next chapter?