"R-roy give it back!" Ed yelled jumping up and down having a hard time getting his **** back from Roy.

"You'll have to try harder than that!" Roy smirked while swinging his arms back and forth teasing Ed. Both 'boys' took it down to the bed and started to wrestle.

"I'm not...kidding Roy!" Ed screamed with some struggle. Roy finally got Ed in a suitable position; Roy sitting on top of him holding his wrists down above his head.

"Beg." Roy leaned over and whispered in Eds ear.

"PUH-LEASE!" Ed begged sarcastically.

"You'll have to do better than that Fullmetal!" Roy laughed and ran out the door. Ed sprung up off the bed and sprinted out the door and tackled Roy down the stairs.

"Ow..." They both moaned. Ed noticed Roy dropped the object at the top of the stairs. As Ed got up and started making his way back up the stairs Roy grabbed onto the blonde's leg making him stumble and fall. Roy took that opportunity to snatch the **** back. Roy got back to the top of the stairs and smiled, looking down at the young boy laying at the bottom of the steps. Ed didn't make an effort anymore though... he simply got up and walked out of the room. Confused Roy walked back down the stairs and followed Ed into living room. As soon as Roy walked through the door frame Ed tackled him again.

"Ha! I got you!" Roy was lying face down on the carpet with Fullmetal sitting on top of him.

"Now give me back my engagement ring!"

T.B.C


A/N (does anyone even read these?)

BTW ****=RING FYI

I know i said this would be out in like a week, I'm such a liar! :(

Anyway i know its super super short but this is just a fun little introductory to the sequel of Its Complicated. I call it 'Its called Life'!

So ya ya i know half of you hate me but don't let that stop you from writing me them reviews! Be looking forward to more one shots to!

Please leave comments for any story ideas or one shot couples you'd like me to do cause I'd be more than happy to do it!

Next time on It called life...

"So how'd all this happen?" Falman asked, "What made you decide on Fullmetal, Colonel?"

"His ass." Roy smiled. Ed smiled too, "Well that's not all that made you decide...right Roy?"

"..."