Remember me, fellow GE's?

Prologue: Who Am I? Well...

Once upon a time, mankind lived in peace and harmony. Life was great for all humans on mother earth (well, you know, except for those few wars every time). Creatures of the air flitted happily, the beings of the sea swam gracefully, and the land walkers…walked.

The future seemed promising for mankind. Technology was fast reaching a new level of innovation, global warming was going to get it's ass kicked and more importantly: people started to realise that trying to shift everyone to mars in case the earth died was kind of a bad idea.

Of course, the awesomeness that is me, also…

"Dude get on with it! Soma's falling asleep fast!"

"Don't rush me damn it! It's building up!"

All was good in the world, and it was at peace. It seemed that if it carried on, we could probably last another few thousand years or so.

But…

Everything changed…when the aragami attacked.

"Wait a second Kota…if I'm not mistaken, did he just rip off an extremely old and popular cartoon title's opening sequence?"

"Whoa, now that you mention it, you're right! Weren't the lines the same as avata-"

"WOULD THE REVEALING RUSSIAN AND GUY IN A BEANIE OVER THERE PLEASE STOP TALKING!? I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF TALK!"

"I think he needs to stop talking…"

The once peaceful world that man knew started to crumble. The aragami, beasts of unknown origin started appearing around the planet and devoured everything in sight. Soon, the once bright future of mankind started to rapidly vanish. The lands, seas and skies only filled with terrible beasts.

However!

When mankind discovered the god arcs, weapons made to fight off these terrible creatures, we started a counterattack. With the new found power we had, two great powers of man and aragami struggled for years.

And what the aragami had in massive numbers, the humans had a secret weapon…a new type god eater they had kept hidden only in times of desperate need. The new type was strong, he was courageous, he was skilled and powerful. Most of all, he was handsome. With a swing of his god arc the aragami slowly fell to the ground.

With the hero finally stepping into the world, it was time to finally show the world who he was.

Yes, the great, powerful and not to mention (once more) EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING hero. And his name is…

(Fenrir Far East Branch: Lobby)

"Oh hey, break's almost over."

"DAMN KOTA DON'T CUT ME OFF, IT WAS GETTING GOOD!"

Before I could continue the epic tale, the voice of someone not paying attention cut me off at another important plot point.

I really didn't understand why no one was interested in such a great story! Why was no one paying attention?! They were bored during our lunch break, so I decided to entertain them, and there they were not giving a hoot about anything I was saying.

JERKS!

But a little part of me couldn't blame them. I mean, as good a fighting team we were (or maybe its just me), dealing with tens of aragami every morning as morning duty really bites. Sometimes awesomeness gets bummed out too, but hey, at least I actually tried to cheer them up. When I asked everyone to do something they were all:

Soma: (jerk didn't even say anything and looked away)

Alisa: Stop whining in our faces, we had to wake up at 5am! I had to rush out almost immediately on waking up!

Kota: guuuuhhhh.

Sakuya: Yeah…I'm too tired to do too much. Sorry, but I really need my rest.

Lindow: I got other duties to attend to. Superiors always get the 'fun' stuff.

So I thought I'd be a nice ol' leader and wake them all up with a nice story. Of course, no one appreciates it…the things I do to be a good leader.

"Well, at least that managed to kill some time right? We were all too tired to do anything from morning missions anyway."

"See guys, Sakuya likes it. Now let me finish."

The large chested-beautiful sub leader of our unit shot me a small giggle and bopped my head lightly. Ah Sakuya, if only you weren't so hooked onto Lindow, maybe I'd actually try having a shot. But of course, a true man's rule was that you never go messing into someone's potential relationships.

"Where's Lindow…" the Russian girl, "I want to get started on the mission as soon as I can."

"NO INTERRUPTING!"

You know, all of you out there might be wondering. How is this guy talking so much and telling these wondrous legends? In fact, who was this person that his legends were referring too?

Was simply a man? How did he look like? What mysteries shrouded this figure? These are questions that by now, surely would have crossed your mind. These were the questions that everyone wanted to know. How often was it that someone, in the decades of despair that they lived in, met someone as overpowered with a completely unfair advantage over the old type god eaters?

Yes, his name was…

"Um…leader, in case you're forgetting, there are now TWO new types on this team."

From the far left, a deep sigh came from the emo-buster sword user, "Let the kid talk. The less we interrupt him the sooner he shuts up."

I HEARD THAT!

Before I could continue, the boss of us, or better known as Lindow Amamiya, stepped through the elevator doors and headed straight for our group.

"Sounds like you guys are having a blast," he grinned and stretched his shoulders, "what's the kid up to now?"

"Story time, it seems," Kota popped a piece of gum in his mouth, "he's almost done though."

Nodding as boss man took his seat, I walked into the middle of the lounge, "As I was saying, once more, who was the mighty hero that only the legends spoke off?"

I took a large breath.

"AND HIS NAME WAS-"

"Would the first unit leader, Ash Shikigami, quickly head to the third level to meet Commander Amamiya for corporal punishment of "causing a public nuisance within Fenrir," thank you very much."

OH CRAP, NOT CORPORAL PUNISHMENT!

It seemed that all of my teammates were relieved that my story session was over, much to my chagrin. Unable to hide his laugh at my misfortune, Kota came up and placed his shoulder over mine, "Well, if we go off on our mission now, Tsubaki can't possibly whip your butt right?"

"I agree, besides," Alisa stood up and dusted herself, "we've dallied far too long already."

The three seniors of the first merely exchanged glances, before silently agreeing and heading into the god arc storage area. As soon as everyone entered, I quickly sealed the gates before Tsubaki could try and run in and do any damage to me.

"Alright guys," Lindow started as he stuck a cigarette between his lips, "simple mission for a full squad. Just a couple of ogretail's and two Vajra's. Same rules: don't die and watch everyone's back, clear?"

WAIT WAIT WAIT! HOW COME HE CAN GIVE ORDERS?!

"Aren't I the official leader of this team, boss man?"

"Ah, but that's on paper," Lindow shot me a cheeky grin, "I'm still your superior, but you aren't wrong about me appointing you as leader…"

"So why don't you do the honours?"

Dang right about the last part.

I looked around at the five of my team members, and couldn't help but conjure the remaining part of my tale.

But of course, every hero needs a got, solid party as well. And his, were the best yet.

Turning to the gates as they begin to open, I raised my god arc towards the distant horizon, not knowing what would await us this day (aside from the mission briefing).

"Now say it with me," I commanded as I looked beyond.

"FIRST UNIT, ROLL OUT!"

"…who made you Optimus Prime?"

"Shut up, Bumblebee."

Ladies and gents, as you may already have read a few paragraphs back, my name is Ash Shikigami, and this is…is my story.

ASH IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

So someone requested that I do this story again after letting it rot for years. I don't know how much of you will appreciate the crack, but once the train leaves the station, it don't simply come back.

Now, hop in and let's ride this out!