Author's Note: Whoo-hoo ... Collaboration!
angel-eyes: Yes, I've caved in and written humour for once in my life!
hypr-angl: Haha! I've corrupted her!
angel-eyes: NO WAY! Okay maybe to some extent.
hypr-angl: SCORE! hypr-angl- ONE ... angel-eyes- ZERO
angel-eyes: Okay, so rub it in all you want!
hypr-angl: I intend to! Anwyay, we know all you Mary-sue lovers out there will probably flame us and chase us around like an angry mob, but if you think that's going to stop us then you're wrong! WRONG! HAHAHAHAHA!
angel-eyes: *looks around embarrassed* I don't know you, I don't know you! *g* Oh well, if this one goes over well we might concede to writing another chapter to this! Please review and ENJOY our Mary Sue bashing!
hypr-angl: Now angel-eyes will shut up and let you people enjoy!
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THE ATTACK OF THE MARY-SUE'S
Part One
(hopefully there will be a Part 2!)
Mary-Sue! Mary-Sue! Mary-Sue!
Oh the Mary-Sue's in wrestlin' are frightening
Until they finally got struck by lightning
But they're stuck to fanfiction like glue
Mary-Sue! Mary-Sue! Mary-Sue!
No, they don't show signs of stopping
So we brought some corn for popping
Reading them are making us blue
Mary-Sue! Mary-Sue! Mary-Sue!
In the end the guy is holding them tight
How we hate seeing these fics all the time
But, if all the authors could see the light
Then maybe we would stop this rhyme
So now our song is ending
And, all the Mary-Sue's are sulking
But as long as we shout out boo!
Mary-Sue! Mary-Sue! Mary-Sue!
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It must be noted that the song 'Let it Snow' has been sung by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne. We just borrowed the tune for a little fun.
hypr-angl: angel-eyes came up with the idea when we kept yelling out MARY-SUE every time we saw one. I did all the rhyming!
angel-eyes: YAY or NAY! (let us know!) L8r.
hypr-angl: Toodles ^_^