I Still Know What you did yesterday...
Characters: Link, Zelda, Malon, Talon, Ingo, Epona, Stupid Goron's Brother, Deku stick, and Skull Kid
On with the story...
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---Link is at highschool with everyone----
-Zelda storms in-
Zelda: Link! You left me....
Link: Bah! YOU?! I thought you were dead!
Zelda: No, he just raped me.
Link: OH NO! Are you okay?
Zelda: *sniff...Yes...I'm ...I'm all...*breaks downa nd starts crying*
Link: *comforts her saying it's okay repeatedly*
Malon: Hmph! *Walks away*
Goron: Duh...
Malon: *Fwaps him*
Deku Stick: ....
Link: *Stops comforting* Good idea, Deku Stick. We should go back to the haunted house!
Skull Kid: But...what if we die?
Malon: *comes back* Well, I'll come. *winks at Link*
Zelda: *Growles*
Link: Um..er...
Epona: Neigh
Link: No one asked you, Epona.
Epona: ....
-Talon and Ingo come along arguing-
Link *Blinks and looks to the two* Whatcha two fighting over?
Talon: I want to use simple "Hyrule's Safest" condoms, and Ingo wants to use "Flaming streak" condoms!
-Everyone falls over-
Skull Kid: You guys are gay?
Malon: *runs off crying*
Link: Haha...I mean, aww...
Zelda: *giggles*
-Everyone leaves to the haunted house-
-Evil laughter is heard*
Ganondorf (who looks all beaten up): I'll..uh...get...you, guys?
Ingo: *Slaps Ganon*
Ganon: *Falls over*
Skull Kid: *Has a seizure*
Link: OH MY GOD!! SKULL KID!
Malon: *walks back again* I hate you, Link!
Link: WHAT?! *Throws her to Goron*
Goron: Duh...*eats her whole*
-Everyone starts laughing-
Goron: Duh..ha..ha...duh.
Link: We have to do something...I heard someone was killed here...so...we have to go deeper in!
Zelda: Let's go to the balls room, located near the shaft of the basement.
Talon: I heard it's harry down there.
Link: We'll pull through! We're a team!
-At the balls room-
Skull Kid: AHHH!! OH MY GOD!!
-Skull Kid is apparently being bashed over the head with a map-
Epona: Neigh
Link: SHUT UP
Epona: Neigh..
Link: *Runs over to Skull kid who is now dead*
Link: NOOOOOOOO!!...Uh..dibs on his wallet.
Tingle comes out: MURAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Malon: AHHH! Link, save me!
Zelda: OHMIGOD! Link, help me!
Link: *starts sweating* Uh..who to choose...uh, uh, uh...
-Malon is dead now with a pool of blood surrounding her with a map next to her-
Link: That made it easy. *Saves Zelda as the rest of the crew runs away*
Deku Stick: ....
Link: Great idea, deku stick! We need to apparently pop Tingle's balloon!
Goron: Duh..
Zelda: Why?
Link: So we can kill him!
Zelda: Why?
Link: You remind me of a goldfish, Zelda...5 second memory span.
Zelda: Who?
Link: Runs away with the crew some more*
-Deku stick seems to be in half-
Link: No...no...that's not fair...THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! OH GOD WHY?!
Goron: Duh
Epona: Neigh
Link: Why are you guys still alive?
Disgruntled Duck: Oops..sorry, dozed off. I forgot to kill them off.
-Epona and Goron are decapitated-
Link: Looks like we're-
Ingo and Talon: What about us?
Digruntled Duck: Oops...sorry.
-Ingo and Talon are now hung by their necks-
Link: Ew.
Zelda: Narsty.
-The two run away-
-Tingle floats down-
Tingle: I see you two are still alive!
Link: Yeah, how 'bout that?
Tingle: Uh, oh..um..er...DIE!! MURAHAHAHA!
Link: *Runs and trips, the sword driving through his stomache...he's bleeding hard*
Zelda: Noooooooooo!!
Link: Ah...ugh...my last words are...are..are...
Zelda: Yer such a drama queen...
Link: *gets up fine and grins* Practising for the next fic. Heh...I mean, oops.
Digruntled Duck: .
Characters: Link, Zelda, Malon, Talon, Ingo, Epona, Stupid Goron's Brother, Deku stick, and Skull Kid
On with the story...
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---Link is at highschool with everyone----
-Zelda storms in-
Zelda: Link! You left me....
Link: Bah! YOU?! I thought you were dead!
Zelda: No, he just raped me.
Link: OH NO! Are you okay?
Zelda: *sniff...Yes...I'm ...I'm all...*breaks downa nd starts crying*
Link: *comforts her saying it's okay repeatedly*
Malon: Hmph! *Walks away*
Goron: Duh...
Malon: *Fwaps him*
Deku Stick: ....
Link: *Stops comforting* Good idea, Deku Stick. We should go back to the haunted house!
Skull Kid: But...what if we die?
Malon: *comes back* Well, I'll come. *winks at Link*
Zelda: *Growles*
Link: Um..er...
Epona: Neigh
Link: No one asked you, Epona.
Epona: ....
-Talon and Ingo come along arguing-
Link *Blinks and looks to the two* Whatcha two fighting over?
Talon: I want to use simple "Hyrule's Safest" condoms, and Ingo wants to use "Flaming streak" condoms!
-Everyone falls over-
Skull Kid: You guys are gay?
Malon: *runs off crying*
Link: Haha...I mean, aww...
Zelda: *giggles*
-Everyone leaves to the haunted house-
-Evil laughter is heard*
Ganondorf (who looks all beaten up): I'll..uh...get...you, guys?
Ingo: *Slaps Ganon*
Ganon: *Falls over*
Skull Kid: *Has a seizure*
Link: OH MY GOD!! SKULL KID!
Malon: *walks back again* I hate you, Link!
Link: WHAT?! *Throws her to Goron*
Goron: Duh...*eats her whole*
-Everyone starts laughing-
Goron: Duh..ha..ha...duh.
Link: We have to do something...I heard someone was killed here...so...we have to go deeper in!
Zelda: Let's go to the balls room, located near the shaft of the basement.
Talon: I heard it's harry down there.
Link: We'll pull through! We're a team!
-At the balls room-
Skull Kid: AHHH!! OH MY GOD!!
-Skull Kid is apparently being bashed over the head with a map-
Epona: Neigh
Link: SHUT UP
Epona: Neigh..
Link: *Runs over to Skull kid who is now dead*
Link: NOOOOOOOO!!...Uh..dibs on his wallet.
Tingle comes out: MURAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Malon: AHHH! Link, save me!
Zelda: OHMIGOD! Link, help me!
Link: *starts sweating* Uh..who to choose...uh, uh, uh...
-Malon is dead now with a pool of blood surrounding her with a map next to her-
Link: That made it easy. *Saves Zelda as the rest of the crew runs away*
Deku Stick: ....
Link: Great idea, deku stick! We need to apparently pop Tingle's balloon!
Goron: Duh..
Zelda: Why?
Link: So we can kill him!
Zelda: Why?
Link: You remind me of a goldfish, Zelda...5 second memory span.
Zelda: Who?
Link: Runs away with the crew some more*
-Deku stick seems to be in half-
Link: No...no...that's not fair...THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! OH GOD WHY?!
Goron: Duh
Epona: Neigh
Link: Why are you guys still alive?
Disgruntled Duck: Oops..sorry, dozed off. I forgot to kill them off.
-Epona and Goron are decapitated-
Link: Looks like we're-
Ingo and Talon: What about us?
Digruntled Duck: Oops...sorry.
-Ingo and Talon are now hung by their necks-
Link: Ew.
Zelda: Narsty.
-The two run away-
-Tingle floats down-
Tingle: I see you two are still alive!
Link: Yeah, how 'bout that?
Tingle: Uh, oh..um..er...DIE!! MURAHAHAHA!
Link: *Runs and trips, the sword driving through his stomache...he's bleeding hard*
Zelda: Noooooooooo!!
Link: Ah...ugh...my last words are...are..are...
Zelda: Yer such a drama queen...
Link: *gets up fine and grins* Practising for the next fic. Heh...I mean, oops.
Digruntled Duck: .