"FUCKING! GET THE FUCK OFF MY FACE" Shinji yelled. Ichigo rushed over and pulled the small blue cat off of Shinji's face.
"Shinji…I pity you, losing a battle to a cat" Shiro snorted.
Shinji replied, "Well you fight the cat and see how you fare with it."
"You are not fighting my cat…you will bite his spine and kill him" Ichigo snapped.
"Bite his spine? I'm so over that, now I bite the neck, much more effective." Shiro cackled.
"YOU ARE NOT KILLING MY CAT PERIOD" Ichigo yelled.
"I'm sorry, I didn't you were feminine. You should get that checked out. Also, when did you become a cat?" Shiro asked.
"What?" Ichigo asked, his eyes wide and confused.
"You know what I mean." Shiro replied.
"YOU HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND AND YOU FLIRTING WITH ME AGAIN…SHIRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" Ichigo yelled, blushing.
"…I'm gonna go get Urahara now" Shinji muttered.
"I didn't know our mom was a guy."Shiro yelled back.
"Are you high again?" Ichigo asked.
"Of course not, I'm normal, if I were high I would already have done it with every single person here." Shiro mentioned.
"…SHINJI GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE, AND BRING URAHARA, SHIRO IS TAKING DRUGS AGAIN" Ichigo screamed.
"I thought you weren't going to be so direct. You want a guy's ass? That's wrong." Shiro laughed.
"Says you…you were practically ripping Gin's off last night moron" Ichigo growled.
"Um, that wasn't Gin. That was Grimmjow." Shiro replied.
"… … …I AM GOING TO MURDER AND THEN SELL YOUR BODY PARTS TO SOME WHORES DOWN THE STREET AND THEN GIVE YOUR BODY TO CANNIABELS AFTER THOSE SLUTS ARE DONE WITH YOU FUCKING BITCH" Ichigo screamed, leaping at his brother.
"That's fine, I'd still have more action then you would have ever." Shiro grinned.
"…" Ichigo stopped. Then he turned and went to the bathroom, slamming the door and locking it.
Shiro sat down. He stared at the bathroom door. It didn't open, so he assumed Ichigo was either a) gone or b) dead. Probably B.
Blood poured out from under the door. Yup it was B.
Or was it? Maybe he was having the kid? Shiro ran over and ninja kicked the door down. He heard the door fly into the room, cracking bones and then he saw that Ichigo was missing the top half of his body. He did find a kid there, odd, one life leaves and a new one joins us.
"Hopefully this one isn't gay." Shiro said.
Okay guys...me and my brother got bored...and we roleplay this...this is CRACK...I repeat CRACK...I will rewrite it later for the ACTUAL story...ignore anything my brother says about this...^^; Don't review it badly...have a sense of humor people
