This is just pointless crap I came up with so yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Lemonly Sweet Presents...

Two Retarded Wookies Shoutn'

Mama wookie growled at Junior. It was dinnertime and he was off upstairs playing Call of Duty. Damn Rascal.

"JUNIOR, COME HERE AND EAT YOUR YAK TESTICALS!"

Junior cursed under his breath as dropped his Xbox 360 controler. He stomped down and shoved a forkful of yak in his mouth. He chewed and spit it on the ground.

"THEY TASTE LIKE DIARRHEA! I WISH I WAS ADOPTED!"

Mama rolled her eyes.

"YOU WERE ADOPTED. YOU'RE JUST A SAND-PERSON WE GLUED HAIR TO! NOT EAT YOUR DINNER, YOU ABOMINATION!"

Juniored was shocked to learn the truth. He then went into the closet and shot himself and died. THE END.

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